The controversial new ad from the Trump campaign openly promises the murder of various political rivals, celebrities, and even a handful of ordinary citizens. Have a written record of society’s collapse. Become A Member. Get The Paper. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
ONN political analyst Jason Copeland breaks down the latest presidential polling trends going on inside Pennsylvania resident Nick Camden. Have a written record of society’s collapse. Become A Member. Get The Paper. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
As part of a promotional push for “Zero Dark Thirty”, the elite squad of tactical commandos showed off their comedy chops during a ratings-bursting episode of Saturday Night Live. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Calling his résumé “exceptional” and “like nothing we’ve ever seen,” the human resources department at local public relations firm Brink & Tiller called 22-year-old job applicant Corey Wilhelm immediately after noticing he had a Bachelor of Arts degree in Communications, sources confirmed Wednesday. Subscribe to […]
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Does being attractive help you get a job? Hell yes! Dr. Good’s resident plastic surgeon Dr. Tanas turns some unemployed ugly ducklings into employable mega-sexy swans. For Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Critics say the upcoming Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson film about interning at Google has everything an audience in 2005 could want in a comedy. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video It’s a Dr. Good wake up call for audience member Kendra who gets a firsthand look at a tank full of the putrid gunk that accrues in her mouth every second she’s not brushing her teeth. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The […]
For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video The popular series about a castle full of wizards and magical servants has been surprisingly magic-free so far, but hopefully that will change in the fourth season. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: […]
For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video It’s all about cardiovascular health on today’s Dr. Good. Get that heart rate up by looking at a disturbing bald man wearing goggles. Plus, see the Perfect Human enter the realm of the living. It’s a breath-taking season finale to the show that keeps you […]
