Man Opens Up About Childhood Trauma Of Being Forced To Put On Jammies
David Sudbury spent his entire childhood living in fear. Today, he is a Jammies Survivor.
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@antbereishit
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
I know this is a joke, but this is why I don't take it that seriously if somebody just tells me they have trauma. With enough delusion, you can think you got traumatised by the most normal thing ever.
@corin_pkmn
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
I can somewhat relate to this experience… I was forced to endure bath time constantly by my parents. I can’t look at tubs of clean water without getting flashes.
@damonhicks969
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
What a strange custom, must be some religious cult thing. My parents put my sister and me to bed with me in coveralls and a black suit jacket holding a three-pronged pitchfork, while she wears a colonial print apron; ya know, like NORMAL families you see in the American Gothic painting. Who puts their kids in a straitjacket covered in flesh-eating dinosaurs?
@PatGunn
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
This kind of terrible abuse led to so many people becoming libertarians
@jeremythomas149
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
No one can out run jammies 😂😂😂😂
@ganjjabarsmedium2347
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
This issue needs more awareness 🙌
@HobbesHobbies
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
well, at least they didn't tie you up, lock you in closets, burn you with cigarettes, or drag you through bars after letting everyone molest you. Things can always be worse, jammies man..
@spudsbuchlaw
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
Sad to see a otherwise reputable news source like the Onion retraumatizing this man for clicks. For shame!
@WatchmanDave
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
This kind of shit is what's wrong with grown men, blame your childhood on every fckn thing then say oh I'm homosexual bc I had a bad childhood, bull fckn shit
@kyokonshino6448
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
This is so wrong even for the onion
@kyokonshino6448
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
This is so wrong 2:34
@wildandbarefoot
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
THE SICK BASTARDS ! this needs Steve Wilco to cover this just to throw a chair fit.
I was Flannelled as a child, whilst stay at my aunties. I could hardly extracate from the candlewick bedspread and the fluffy toilet lid was like a bear trap.
@wendykarle3114
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
THIS WAS SLIGHTLY TRAUMATIZING! Well done, Onion!
@jammalwashere
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
This guy plays a good "survivor"
@TheEphemeralMammal
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
Pajamas Trauma Stress Disorder is real, folks. Every time I put on socks I experience ghost padded foot sensations that make me involuntarily throw a tantrum and call my parents out of nowhere to scream I Don’t Wanna!
@sailormoonfan224
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
In case someone doesn’t understand the joke, it’s making fun of just how hard it is for toddlers to get ready for bed. It’s so hard when you’re so small and don’t want to sleep!
@SirArthurTheGreat
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
autism simulator 2k25
edit: minus the part where they find happiness, even temporarily
@ankitk236
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
jamie jammed into jammyz
@berrysbii7121
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
very news
@notubercharged
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
Why is the acting so good 😭
@keimt2003
September 23, 2025 at 7:07 am
I have trauma from people still thinking The Onion is satire. This is a real, legitimate source for news.
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