Pope Francis Left In Hot Popemobile | Onion News Network
Pope Francis is in critical condition after being left in the backseat of a hot Popemobile, which was parked outside a Vatican City convenience store for nearly an hour while members of the Swiss Guard “ran in to pick up a few things.”
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@OinkReutel-xd7lh
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
This is how they receive holy visions. The trick is to release them just before they die.
@Sagninaw
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
THIS IS DEPLORABLE!!!
They could have at least left him with a bowl filled with a few pieces of body of christ and a bowl of wine! 🥺
@davideaston6944
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
@Supernova-625
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
"I have a right to talk to her"
@johndickson76
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
I like how they referred to Hermes as a convenience store
@Jay-oj4hj
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
Aged like fine wine
@DonnieTheZombie
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
The pictures and description of him trying to claw his way out really make him seem like a neglected and confused animal lol. Didn't even leave a bowl of holy water! thats hilarious
@Supernova-625
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
You lied about his death date. Very naughty.
@j-Gappy-h
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
Well
@kentl7228
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
This article aged well. Unlike the person in the article, who met Vance. The pope didn't make the repeated questions of "when did you say thank you!?!?" so well. Vance will need to argue a hillbilly eulogy for the pope.
@micmacha
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
This was bizarrely well timed.
@moontopaz4514
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
😂No they didn't….lol …😂
@joycediggs4617
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
This is a little much.
@Immakingthiscuzihav2
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
This aged well lol
@SuperBSJG
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
This aged a little TOO well
@ModestNeophyte
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
LMAO wtf?
@TheKyleFyles
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
Man, this aged like wine. Or milk. I dont know how this falls.
@IIIIIIIlIlIl
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
Pope left our world 😭😭😭
@Flamekeeper700
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
this aged greatly
@ErnstThalmannreal
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
Aged SO well
@DarthPiscus
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
"Just in the nick of time" this didnt age well
@TimmyT1234
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
Only took 6 weeks for this to age REALLY weirdly
@HazmatUnit
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
This didn't age well
@Bextie
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
oh 🙁
@LaginiXD
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
I like to think the Pope saw this before he died
@LaginiXD
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
They knew something…
@dumb-smart-science-art
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
poor pope 🙁
@cmm7878
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
god dammit jd vance did they never teach you to not leave you pope ina hot popemobile??
@BenjaMini-d1s
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
lol bad timing on this video.
@nilstoll1457
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
If they knew
@wjgthatsit2357
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
That one didn’t age quite so well
@extivus
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
Aged like fine wine
@Kidcuisinejr
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
The later on ONN caught me off guard 😂
@Hedgehogamaker
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
It all makes sense now!
@chipmeister111
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
My heart breaks in 3, crashing down so hard after I just heard that the Pope has passed like the wind & so I came running to Utoob for the latest update.
This is so terrible. How could the Swiss disreguard have such disdain for his homelessmess trapped inside, what musta seemed like a house of horrors on wheels and formerly reefer to as "Pope Mobile".
For the Pope to be without adequate food and sustenance for several minutes to maybe even longer (who really knows). the bare minimum is 3 days supply of fresh water, canned goods and NO perishables and what you forgot is that the Pope was perishable and so he did.
"Bless us sweet mercy, gifts oh Father, gifts so divine, always and forever through fragrant bliss. Into the grave at last with so little time my Lord. May shepherds flock in emerald fields once more, on the hill that Nicõ adorned for us so when the clouds grew deep and the stone turned to blood." ✌️
~ Janeté Reeno v Elián González
@mageofchaos
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
oh no
@Clintonsanaloghorror
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
That aged poorly
@gustavgnoettgen
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
So that's how that happened
@virtuousBelleNC
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
Here after the passing of the Pope. May he rest in peace 🙏🏽
I am a believer in the Christian faith, although Im not Catholic -I respect him, their choice of faith, and those that are truly dedicated to compassion and love for all. ❤
I can't believe this is in my feed.
Wow 😢
@StenMKIIMyBeloved
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
can't believes franky's gone.
@Seven_Red_Scugs
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
Welp
@IMDislegsick
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
Hmmm
@shmainginyt5421
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
YouTube is foul for recommending me this
@judet2992
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
Clairvoyance anyone?
@AnKangaru6005
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
And now hes sitting unattended in a stair lift on the stairway to heaven🙏
@zitherzon2121
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
And they didn't even crack a window.
@anthonynewton647
September 28, 2025 at 8:34 pm
damn so thats what killed him
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