White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
Officials confirmed the White House’s Transgender Alert System was triggered this morning after infrared estrogen sensors in the West Wing detected a large spike in gender fluidity dangerously close to the Oval Office.
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@goodrmg
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
😂
@gu9838
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
lol
@1ChattyCharlie
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
This is fabulous!
@RyanZoerner-yj8uc
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
I don't like working with you, The Onion. And I want to quit.
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@LoveSpellzFB
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
My chemical RoVance can't catch a break
@citizenlaw7159
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
Thanks for addressing what killed Charlie Kirk…the trans rhetoric.
@frankie_j_dmh_official
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
i wholeheartedly believed this was real until i read a comment 💔🥀
@jairajmohip6526
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
Great headline
@TreasureRx
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
The Onion used to be funny.
@kylogehrod4358
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
The onion is available in print? That's not real, right?
@Lori245
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
They soooo afraid 😱
@DozenthLeaf
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
BOO 👻 🏳️⚧️
@margaretalvarez742
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
Lol
@childeofepickness
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
ALERT! ALERT! TRANS
@horrificabomination
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
Lol. Ah Onion you folks gotta try so hard to stay satire.
Try harder please.
@melaniedahl1572
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
MTG keeps accidentally setting it off, they recalibrate and recalibrate and it just keeps going off whenever she goes in the ladies room
@toddgrafton4070
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
This didn't age well.
@Jorr235
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
This is the not news I will start watching.
@VBisme
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
😂😂😂😂
@stxcy_producer
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
I'm guessing this is a joke, but this is amazing lmao
@ADepressedWoodchuck
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
Nancy Mace just pulls that whenever she sees it. Just in case.
@giannixx
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
0:58 This reminded me of Borat stuck in the old Jewish couple's home terrified that they would eat him.
@collegeidiotsofficial
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
They probably do have a trans alarm not going to lie
@SKID_LLAMA17930
September 20, 2025 at 2:59 pm
LOL, there’s no way this is real. This shit gotta be a joke. 😭
It’s funny af how they have some alarm for LGBTQ, like “ Oh no! Trans person in the building! Run! ” like their a shooting the place up or some shit? 😭
This is crazy.
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