Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Library patrons in Pennington, IL report that something definitely smells like weed back in the young adult section. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Apple unveils a panicked man with no ideas, Bashar Al-Assad tries a tiny bit of sarin gas on himself to see what it’s like, and a billboard alerts commuters to the existence of a situational comedy starring stand-up comedian Jerry Seinfeld. It’s the week of September 13, 2013. For More […]
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A group of 35 hostages at Laugh-Up Lounge on West Broad Street in Richmond, VA were set free Wednesday night following a tense, often excruciating seven-minute standup comedy performance. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion […]
Watch Episode 4 of Tough Season now: http://onion.com/19Nve1S After a tough week one loss, Brad desperately tries to trade his entire team away. Larry Fitzgerald gives Alfred Morris some sage advice. (Brought to you by Lenovo) Follow Brad on Twitter: https://twitter.com/BradMBlevins Like Brad’s Awesome Team on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BradMBlevins Subscribe to […]
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Though today he holds a powerful position as head of a leading information technology firm, MergeMedia CEO Gary Lightman told reporters Thursday he, amazingly, worked his way to the very top of the company from humble beginnings as the son of the previous […]
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal looks back at the holiday classic ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’ in this week’s Film Standard. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Take a look inside the dorms, restaurants, and gymnasiums where these modern day gods and goddesses go crazy on each other’s perfect bodies. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Local couple Alison Fry and Peter Hartman told reporters Thursday they have both been pleased since opening up their relationship, saying the exciting new arrangement allowed them the freedom to psychologically wear down other people. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The […]
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Saving Private Ryan’ in this week’s Film Standard Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/
