Study: Average Person Becomes Unhinged Psychotic When Alone In Own House
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Citing a range of behavior that experts could only describe as “profoundly disturbed,” a new study released by Cornell University’s psychology department Thursday revealed that most otherwise normal people transform into complete psychotics when alone in the confines of their own homes.
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@EvelynBennett-k1g
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
Once I began screaming at a moth (things like rot in hell, leave me alone motherfucker, etc. etc.) for no reason. Ended up breaking a door handle and killing it. Being alone does stuff to you man
I'm normal most of the time, that moth just made me tweak
@evaalpaugh2366
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
It's what the dark lord craves
@VideoManDan
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
Well I guess I'm unhinged and psychotic then. I do just about everything he does when I'm alone in my apartment, including the random song he was singing at the end on his couch 😂
@jesss101
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
1:04 how is this so accurate 😠i say random phrases like im having a conversation but im not
@Foomax84150
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
This: in the 2020 COVID Pandemic
@jonlannister345
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
Real friends will sit in a room together looking like a complete mental asylum.
@ChesterRGC
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
The Onion predicted again life in isolation during the closedown of Covid19
@esatmahmutarabacı
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
Porçay?
@r123456789rei123
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
As an autist, I feel like people who don´t do this are the actual weird ones, mentally challenged even…
@3treesgaming
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
Im not even safe alone
@spy_kek7609
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
That's just being bored and doing something to relieve that boredom
@PunishedBeerCanBennyIV
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
I think up and tell jokes to myself really quickly, process the joke in my head, and laugh upon realizing what I blurted out. We're all the funniest people we know
@isaxdah
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
thts probbaly autism
@rosecranceYT
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
The thin line between reality and the onion reports
@bauhnguefyische667
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
My next door neighbors dog barks in Morse code, don’t tell anybody that dog doesn’t know how to spell.
@Warp_Portal
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
Out of all onion videos I've seen, i think the cinments on this one have the highest percentage of people not getting the joke 😂
@kujojotarostandoceanman2641
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
Skill issue, just develope autism and you'd not be unhinged
@haret0n
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
truth
@RadonnaMovies
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
I’ve lived alone for 5.5 yrs and never gone crazy. Who am I here?
@blackjackAY
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
Everyone is just one witness away from being a psychopath
@___________________________._
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
He is literally me
@Juice8767
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
I still feel attacked by this video
@abhishekjaju69
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
/s is a default on the channel 💀
@tristanandersen3974
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
The acting performance here is a legendary accomplishment of naturalism.
@RollingThunder000
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
This study saved my life! I finally feel like I belong! Thank you Onion 🎉
@dipteeshukla7
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
0:30 ðŸ˜i thought it's just me who does that
@ttppss250
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
Porcay ne alaka
@nosferatu5500
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
Is this a joke ?
@SerkanTutal-j5g
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
Hey, a YouTube channel named Porcay has added you to the favorites section, I'm surprised, you are not Turkish.
@GhmhhmgBgvgh
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
This is why i smoke the ganj.
@CosmicDice115
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
Bro just needs an xbox or pc
@turtleanton6539
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
😅😅😅😅
@bunny19-xk5mj
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
This has to be a joke💀
@AndreyMakarov-i7h
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
Average person is an unhinged psychotic 😀
@_AdityA_1403
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
Reading the newest replies is like stepping in a different world, full of people thinking this is real and not satire. It's just kinda sad to think that these people don't even realize that Onion channel makes satire videos. I'm 16 and I could figure it out, why can't others?
@SurajKumar-ln8ij
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
This time This is not sarscasm. Its fukin real.
@Apoly0n
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
bro is literally me
@michaeljohnson4947
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
So are we saying there's something wrong with this kind of behavior?
@christopherkelley1664
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
I show this video to people who catch me talking to no one
@BigIndianBindi-jy1cz
October 5, 2025 at 8:16 am
i don't act lke this, and i have autism and adhd, and cptsd.
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