World’s Best Contact Jugglers Converge At Coachella (Brought To You By AT&T)
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The festival kicked off this weekend with enthusiastic performances from legendary contact jugglers like Mr. Tomorrow, Mysteria, and Chad Braunstein.(Brought To You By AT&T)
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@PartisanHypocritesEverywhere
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Psssht contact juggling. Dragon staff is where it's at. At least, according to the Bay Area Burning Man circus performers I lived with. In 1997 I was pretty good with a yo-yo.
@LRGDuran
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
I like how this comes up every year when coachella is on.
@bleach4138
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
first onion video I've seen with only one comment made recently
@LynaGalliara
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
The Onion predicted what it takes to be famous these days
@xSS4x
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
David Bowie wasnt there !?!?
@alex_squeezebox
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
funny thing is if I ever went to a music festival like this, these jugglers would almost certainly be my favorite part. they looks really awesome.
@AtheistDD
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
still 100% more entertaining then real star news.
@MerlinStabs
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Hahah, glad Mr. Tomorrow made it in there. :3
@bloodsling
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
hmm,I must be the only person on the planet that doesn't hate contact jugglers
@aerialmanx4852
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
I feel obligated to attend now
@sam421kc
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
horrible greenscreen lol
@BranDenhauer
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Funny…the best act at the Renaissance Fair is the contact juggler…
@rcbif101
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Psshh! Regular jugglers? Why do they even bother? Everyone at Coachella knows the Contact Jugglers is where it's at!
@moodyplus
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
These contact jugglers are setting the bar really high, it's going to be a tough act to follow for Coachella 2015.
@FunnyOrDie
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Finally the guide to Coachella we've been looking for!
@jefflebowski918
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Coachella is like Burning Man meets Renaissance Faire.
@WickedestVoodoo
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Hahahahahaha!! The dream of the '90's is alive at Coachella….
@DaranDragon
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
This video could be a funny play on the "Gathering of the Juggalos."
@JakeBlakeProject
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Coming Soon to Las Vegas…. Turtle-Palooza !!! Don't miss it !!!
@m3talmilitia15
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Can't believe they got an interview with Conundrum! Saw him in '09 in Copenhagen, but he hasn't been the same since his multiball accident.
@ChrisChiappini
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Very funny!
@uexp4
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
They really know how to handle balls….Wow, that took a lot out of me. I'm going to go kill myself now.
@RetroCheater81
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Dumb…
@tctheunbeliever
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
I'm glad I've never been to a music festival.
@plermpt
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
MORE SHANE P
@congasious
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
i don't like this video, but i guess it is a win for U.S. contact jugglers not to be advertised as fushigi …. oh, by the way, hate comments from ignorant, no-life kids about hippies etc, suck even more than the video itself.
@MindFlowersDotNet
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Everybody who's somebody knows that marionettes are the new thang!
That's riiight! Punch n Judy 2.0! Stop by Ridgedale mall's Hot Topic to see me with my nasty pals Paco and Claudio sponsored by AT&T and Land O Lakes String Cheese.
@whyhatestrangers
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
The choice is clearly Jestertron, guys. He's by the beer tents, nuff said!
@redchris05
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
JES-TER-TRON!
JES-TER-TRON!
JES-TER-TRON!
JES-TER-TRON!
@mikey7257
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
This competition reminds me of the 1918 world championship in helsinki and i think we all remember how that turned out
@pernus5856
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Never been to coachella so…
@RDJim
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
almost as boring as if it were a real news story.
@shredBucketheadshred
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
wow that 2+minutes seemed to drag :/
@Master_Therion
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Contact juggling is so cool!! Unfortunately I haven't got the balls to learn it 🙁
@meavid
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Can't wait to see steampunk jugglers Groundship.
@crap4brains281
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
i juggle for a living, i find this video offensive
@QWILDER
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
AGAIN!! This is what happens when you click in "your subscriptions" without reading!
Totally had me fooled… The 4 foot 2 lady stopped me. Then I looked… "Awwww the ONION!"
SMH! Thank you for sharing!!
@wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Huh. I can see the photoshopping. I couldn't really spot it in the previous Onion videos but this is more obvious.
@ArbitraryDoom
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Full house would have been so much better with a full cast of identical twins.
@armadica10
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Yea i don't imagine any music festival would be interesting without a little tossing.
@killustrator
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Hans Hansman is a genuine talent. From my lips to gods ears.
@Fuzorz
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
lol no one cares about jugglers..so true
@necessaryevil455
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Transition Lenses and a master of the Double Ball you say!
@GleeChan
October 3, 2025 at 6:52 am
Lina Perez is hot.
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