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Scientists are calling it perhaps the biggest setback ever in the field of neuroscience. Hear why researchers believe one mouse, who’s a real little bastard, may be to blame. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Listen to The Topical: https://link.chtbl.com/thetopical Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion […]
Kelsey Porter used to think that, as a white woman, her acceptance of other races absolved her of racism, until she realized that not being racist wasn’t enough. Today, Porter considers herself an anti-racist ally and is sharing her journey to unlearn her own inherent racism by refusing to ever […]
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In an appeal to the powerful voting bloc, Trump told a group of influential Amish megadonors that, if elected, he would make turning on the lights or plugging in an appliance a criminal offense. Have a written record of society’s collapse. Become A Member. Get The Paper. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
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