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Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too | ONN

The Onion | February 1, 2026



Evil neighbors who knew the alleged shooter say he was not particularly quiet and did not keep to himself, but rather was just as openly and outwardly depraved as they are.

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  1. @Eco-Extinctionist

    February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm

    ‎╔═══════·⋆☆✰✮✰☆⋆·═══════╗
    ‎║🌎🌿·˖  𝗦𝗔𝗩𝗘  𝗧𝗛𝗘  𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗛  ˖.🌿🌏║
    ‎║🕊️🗿・ 𝗗𝗢𝗡'𝗧  𝗚𝗜𝗩𝗘  𝗕𝗜𝗥𝗧𝗛 ・🗿🕊️║
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  2. @Readmit

    February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm

    Why did you guys have him survive at the end? He should not survive, it should be just like Columbine and Virginia Tech. That would’ve been way better of an ending.

  3. @EpicYoutuber21

    February 1, 2026 at 4:54 pm

    I know this has been out for a while but I just want everyone to know that the onion did this exact same bit better 17 years ago… I DEMAND the return of today now and in the know with Clifford Baines (who is unavailable right now as he is in the process of faking Jeffrey Epstein’s death)

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