213 Killed In How Do You Pronounce That?
Mass casualties are being reported with countless more injured following widespread destruction through the small town of Quioneboughe.
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@justinalt9452
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
As someone living in Coeur d'Alene, this is the realest thing I've seen
@unimoose
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
"Kinebeaug"
@Ding-a-lingus
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
Fuck that whack ass town lol
@banelemvambi8650
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
Clifford Banes would know how to pronounce it. I hope he's safe hunting aliens on Mars.
@IamImAAstronaut
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
Trying it with the French accent is a solid try.
@cucumberspy
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
😂
@EonityLuna
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
It could be worse.
It could be Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
@pul0y
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
thankfully the townsfolk finally chose to rename it to a more reasonable Bluntville
@UsernameFieldMt
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
You guys gotta stop.
@senoraxolotl4597
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
I love how the reporter tries a bunch of different pronunciations
@TheAHuman
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
A tourist from Wales was visiting the town at the time. They said it reminded them of home in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
@EgoistFurryboi
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
Havent wached the video yet but im so sad that happened in llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch really great community what monster could do such a thing😢
@jamesheuer5139
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
Top News streamer….”Experts warn aging global population could make the world smell like old people!”😂😂😂
@paidomaicon
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
Residentes de arapoangas
@Anthony.Peterson
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
This is real
@jacky_foxboy
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
Couillon-bûché
@kikim6116
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
Loved the French try
@convoswithcharm
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
and then he spells out the mayors name. this is hilarious
@very7962
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
Ouch
@tortimeese
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
It’s pronouced, Hamilton. Your welcome.
@kvrharishkumar7408
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
When you have a name like that, the cause of the disaster doesn't matter!
@coveruplies
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
love ur vids
@paxdamaxgaming4920
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
The actual town they show once they zoom in on google maps is Blountsville, Alabama. Idk why I wanted to know that but there ya go
@tamkin007
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
I thought this was real right up to the end. Nobody can only survive on a 4hr lunch break thats BS!
@erosnikolai1295
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
Those poor people in Madrid, Alabama 😢
@tomholroyd7519
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
There are so many YouTube channels now that do the same thing you do, except you are the GOAT, and also don't pretend what you are saying is true
@user-wk1mw9nj3i76
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
Bravo! What a performance! New heights of vocal pyrotechnics that stun the listeners. Condolonses to Quinobotroughy resideeneants.
@hafbad
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
ypsilanti
@Vecderg
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
i don't get the issue it's obviously pronounced Quioneboughe
@carolynv8979
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
The real tragedy is, only people confident they could pronounce the name, dared to attended the festival. Now they are all dead and no one will ever be sure how to pronounce the name again.
@ShadoeLandman
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
kin bauw? quin boe?
@akoalabear239
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
Quioneboughe
According to text to speech its Kwy – Own – a – Boo
@DavidParkes666
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
How would you pronounce that??
@anteusleone
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
THE UNCERTAINTEE IN HER EYES WHEN SHE HAD TO SAY THE NAME XD
@RiverGirl-u8h
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
So, so unfunny, like so much of The Onion's content these days, as it panders to woke sensebilities and tries to only do safe far left 'comedy' which everyone knows contains zero actual comedy!
@wildandbarefoot
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
Quim booty.
Real welcoming
@redestroyer7994
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
He who named the town was having a stroke at the time.
@AkemiDryzz
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
"Experts warn aging global population could make world smell like old people"
@DumbledoresGotStaahl
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
Deidre Mengoodoo
@q-tek8349
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
0:52 me saying hi when I'm only 70% sure about someone's name
@genericprofile2381
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
the real punchline at the end when they mispronounce the real towns lmao
@smnio5619
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
Thoughts and prayers to kwon bu, we are all #quioneboughestrong
@user-qu2bp8zt6f
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
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@collie1610
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 am
I live in Ahwatukee Arizona, i go though this constantly 😂 "Is that even a real place?"
Ah-Wa-Two-Key
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