The Best Of Today Now!: Fresh Roasted Cup Of News
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The best of the Onion News Network’s morning show, including stories like New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens ‘It’s Gay To Smoke’ and ’12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams.’
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@Ooohyummyguts
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
It’s so sad they could have never known that the poor python would eat their son he was supervised by them or the snake such a trajic accident
@apieceofdirt4681
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
“Don’t be a faggot! Don’t smoke” lololol
@JonnySublime
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
The kid in a mouse costume 😂
@snigdharahman1480
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
"Talk to your cat! Talk to your cat" Believe me lady, I do
@DOTCOM-yo3sp
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
Where the fuck do they find these people.
@stealthcapital1
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
You gotta go in circles
@dengueberries
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
All these actors are just spectacular.
@LucaB-c4u
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
While the body of little Zach Shaw will remain inside the python for only a couple of days, I'm sure his memory will remain inside his pet for much longer.
@Brittany25-j6f
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
It's so much like a regular news show, right down to the meaningless name!
@JTM78143
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
The cat lady’s voice made me did this. Perfect! Hahaha
@ThomasH-f1e
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
What I love about the second segment is the boys' hesitant manner, as if they're afraid that at any moment an adult is going to figure out what they're really up to and bust them.
@bazzers
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
#5 is comedy from The Onion, their "Today Now!" morning news show satire.
@brotherEbenezer
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
Jesus Christ loves you and wants you to turn from sin. You are being watched! Stop before it’s too late for your soul!
I love you ❤ if you need help because you fear Hod will judge what you have done, I will help you .
@daveberzack
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
“Don’t eat your desk” was the best episode.
@twistedwhiskers8776
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
This is amazing make more
@iphuqdyrmum
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
Dont be a ffagit
@apel2987
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
The boyscouts 😂😂😂
@zapkvr0101
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
Thats a load of snake poop
@zapkvr0101
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
So many years later and these two still havent got their own sitcom. The world simply doesnt deserve it i suppose
@word_dog
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
imagine instead of young boys and breast exams, it was young girls and prostate exams lmao. double standards are nuts
@earthbndmissfit
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
He wished away our legal team. 😂😂😂
@pinkchaos.
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
God bless these boys for saving women’s lives 😆
@luckyluchiano72
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
the anti smoking PSA is hysterical and woulda ACTUALLY WORKED BETTER 😂
@3Konsti
December 24, 2025 at 1:01 am
>20 ft. snake
>shows a Ball Python
Well done, well done lmao
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