America’s Sandiest Car? – America’s Best – Ep. 7
Today on America’s Best: the judges are looking for America’s sandiest car, but there’s not enough room to bring a car into the studio. Will photographs of the sandy cars suffice?
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@dante224real1
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
THATS DIRT YOU CHARLATAN
@kim_ledger
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
"You challenged his integrity and he won. He can call you anything he likes" this old line is a panty dropper isn't it
@fireballdick
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
2:19
@stephaniecarrow4898
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
This idea must have come to one of the writers in a dream. It has that quality of absurdity and making no sense. I really enjoyed it.
@MsClaudiaDuran
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
The dialog is like something out of a fever dream.
@NickFisherman
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
My mother's maiden name was Sandy Carr.
@averagejobogio
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
2:06 is one if tbe the most accurate parts of Americas got talent
@alishariff1914
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
So she just don't going to go home or go though to next stage the hula hoop girl is just lives there now
@ynotsammy
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
"You can't make that stuff up"
@MeatMachine212
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
How does this not have more views or likes
@teddy9065
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
The hula hoop girl lives here now 😂😂😂
@Xiams
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
But like what are the six types of pollution?!?
@kabalofthebloodyspoon
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
the serial killer one really does just scream "A&R executive" lololol
@bart869
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
Obligatory 'hey Hoola hoop girl is still here' comment
@superdog797
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
the eyebrow
@fatface2911
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
absolute fever dream
@2hot2handle65
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
Rep. Gaetz really wants to know who plays Daisy.
Edit: Her name is Eryn Koehn. Forgot to check the credits.
@ecudude27858
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
I think I'm in love with the lady judge
@mercster
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
"There are six different kinds of pollution, and she lives near the worst and the third worst type."
@stalkinglikecandy
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
Another nice touch is the one undone button on the female judge's top. Great attention to detail.
@xidegel4494
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
🤣 Ha !!! Keanu Reeves !!! ➡️ 2:47
@OggeDCSubToMePlease
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
I love how they have so many news parodies most are 🧅 NN and 🧅 bc
@cat-ew1sb
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
they really did switch for good
@Fatchzo
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
Bring back the manually stung by a bee category for future episodes. Coyote Peterson has that on lock.
@avocadox2730
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
try to name a more iconic trio
@ahappycactus4332
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
The only reason I didn’t get through this round is because I ate the three liters of sand that I stored in my gas tank
@TheRealHiboman
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
The best at manually being stung by a bee? That’s Coyote Petersen!
@sonidobullicioso4725
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
"I could kill you if you like" hshshs God, this is insane! I love this.
@Monkeyonasuit
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
Is the last guy Clint Eastwood?
@benm1414
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
I found it hilarious how everyone is over the female judge and just giving it to her 😂
2:05
3:45
@mrm2542
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
Lol. I love that the sexy hoola hooper is still there 😂
@stephenhale1250
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
Why are the comments having a philosophical battle over an onion video
@SuperNintendawg
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
Don't pity me
@constantinosschinas4503
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
loved the racist dark joke lol lol lol.
@yehoshuasmith5608
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
This is why I dont like sand… it's course, rough, and irritating… and it gets everywhere
@rayafoxr3
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
The last guy is a lot like bill nye
@suicideposter
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
Who is that last guy? He has an awesome voice.
@4girlsmomjd
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
Click "Show Comment" to go on a magical adventure!
@anonymousfox345
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
dumb ass
@bravetherainbow
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 am
"And she lives near the worst, and the third worst type" what the hell is going on, I am laughing so hard
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