The Onion’s Future News From The Year 2137
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While other media outlets bring you news as it happens, only the Onion News Network has the power to bring you the news before it happens. In the year 2137 a catastrophe has reduced the world to a lawless wasteland — food and water are scarce, social institutions have crumbled, and a screaming, tattooed thug has been installed as the president of what remains of the United States.
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@jamessteele318
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
its sad
@carstarsarstenstesenn
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
They need to make another one of these 😂
@cholinemaxxer
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
they gonna talk about this video like how people talk about 1984 now
@Fixtor
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
iks de
@LoveGuruMatthew
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
I need an adult
@FullAnarchyDotNet
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
Wish there was more of these
@issacwasabi2
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
no
@rtyt5555
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
spot on hebrew
@Florascein
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
2:07 The Son of the Century
@MultiKnova
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
😂😂😂
@thomasp12384
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
I have this baby to sell :")
@lordsiomai
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
The Israel-Palestine one never ceases to be accurate
@cittatresnati8232
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
Any Polish people here
@wolfemcgill6091
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
Thanks from NZ. Its a look to the future
@fernandogajo8800
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
The casual use of "Fucking" anything short of pure comedic genious.
@DaGoonerbator
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
This is just Canada
@gzilla783
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
Oh my God I love looking at all these comments on this fake video where everyone is talking about how bad they have it now. If only they knew what was coming.
@Alexpolandminecraft
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
Dwa jeden trzy siedem
@ivanwronsky
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
You guys dont know how funny it is for Polish People.
@Alexadria205
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
"Gay Texas" these guys are freakin nostradamus 😂
@buildalifeworthliving4551
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
Say hi to the camera tim sundine
@zerikane
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
8:09 Well thats rare for a media story to be self-concious. I guess the brainload for that week was low. Must've been the brainworm: Thought Pox. If only the surgeons weren't outlawed ever since that one surgeon whined be king of the hill. No queens ever since THAT one 2017 Secretary of Health and Human Services… Exception was a temporary 2025 savior-queen before actual patient zero of the brainworm was appointed…
@ThisIsAGoodUserNameToo
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
frustrageous
@CoreyHanson-x4c8k
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
I want my preparations repertions appropriated from all future generations without hesitation or any inclination towards procrastination fo yo information
@SirAsshat
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
Well this future seems pretty possible at this point.
@MEISINGER888
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
Florida gets submerged in the future?
That doesn't sound too bad to me! 🫠
@theallenbooth
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
News from the Future never gets old
@Spencer.Taulbee
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
This is some of the funniest shit ive ever seen! God I wish this was a TV mini series with several episodes and not just one bit.
@desl-8
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
It is now my life goal to make "frustrage" and "frustrageous" mainstream vocabulary
@mjdoombreed
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
This is the most accurate depiction of Indiana politics I have ever seen.
@AdelineSinclair-sin
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
Can we just normalize wearing latex already? Why wait til 2137 T-T
@solarleaf2029
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
Yeah. Minus the weird text format everything is true. I’d know.
@SaladSentinel
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
Really need reliable captioning for this. 99% of the rapid fire speech is absolutely batshit insane in the best way. The casual F-bombs dropped are a tiny tip of the iceberg. This segment is incredible.
@kubuskubicki8897
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
2137( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 🇵🇱
@antanasananas
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
2137
@rbslammed6163
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 pm
Scary how good Onion News used to be at this stuff. Forget SNL we should have replaced it with the old Onion News (since sold it's terrible)
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