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Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee

The Onion | August 10, 2025



On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy meet James Kimura, a 12-year-old afflicted with the ability to spell long words normal kids don’t even care about.

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  1. @karemelskares

    August 10, 2025 at 7:57 am

    They say that in The Onion universe he is the only one who can see through the chaos. Find out more in The Onion The Movie: The Bee That Could (& The Attack of RFK Junior) coming to theatres near you.

  2. @sagi903

    August 10, 2025 at 7:57 am

    Really can't help but wonder if the kid is an actor or they just took an actual spelling bee champion and gaslighted the shit out of him.

  3. @pjanon8581

    August 10, 2025 at 7:57 am

    It's so sad to see special needs children needing to be restrained.
    If only we knew how to treat them better, but restraining them is the ONLY thing that works.
    Especially according to the movie by Sia.

  4. @mostfunnestchannel

    August 10, 2025 at 7:57 am

    Another smug guy who climbed Mt. Everest hahaha, his sherpa passed from carrying all his oxygen for him, and he left a massive dump at the summit, but he got to the top is all that matters!

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