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In what analysts are calling a very expected move, the storied institution of American Democracy will be permanently closing its doors. Head to @politizane1 to learn more about America’s gaping wealth gap. Become an Onion member while it’s still optional: https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
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The massive recall comes after more than 300 people reported falling ill after coming into contact with a wide variety of potentially contaminated beefcakes. Become an Onion member while it’s still optional: https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
The World Meteorological Association gathered one final time today to once again warn humanity about ever-increasing global temperatures before finally hanging it up for good. Become an Onion member while it’s still optional: https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
As the United States celebrates 250 years of American exceptionalism, The Onion looks back on the pivotal moments and enlightened fathers who gave birth to the greatest nation on Earth. Become an Onion member while it’s still optional: https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
