What Sports are Gay? – Matteo Lane & Nick Smith – I Never Liked You 136
Today we are talking about what sports are gay and which are not. ENJOY!
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0:00 Intro
2:04 Playing Sports growing up
4:07 Volleyball
6:07 Roller Hockey
6:41 Football
6:54 Baseball
7:15 Softball
7:46 Basketball
8:39 Soccer
9:21 Lacrosse
9:53 Diving?
10:36 Swimming
11:30 Synchronized Swimming
13:24 Figure Skating
13:31 Gymnastics
14:51 Boxing
14:57 Wrestling
15:01 Cycling
15:48 Equestrian
16:24 Fencing
17:03 F1
17:07 Golf
17:49 MMA
18:10 Rowing
18:50 Archery
19:07 Sailing
19:26 Skateboarding
19:53 Surfing
20:00 Table Tennis
20:20 Tennis
21:01 Dodgeball
21:23 Waterpolo
21:41 Rugby
22:12 Weightlifting
22:34 Cheerleading
22:44 If we could be amazing at one sport?
@tinablack8583
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Gay gay gay❤ top gun movie that is
@juliabaum8832
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Gym girl here – male bodybuilding is bi-curious, but female bodybuilding and all powerlifting is straight
@Ehmj8
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
I think Nick is right about soccer… straight but gay presenting, kinda like Gianmarco 😂
@londonphillips3264
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
7:15 Calling the crowd the audience is so funny
@Efayygee
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
13:23 excuse me, what about butterfly ???
@revwillyg6450
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Have you seen some of the scary European soccer fans with face tats and stuff? I would not call them gay to their face.
@beaslejh
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
I'm with you 100% EXCEPT Surfing. How did that get a quick "straight"?!? Didn't expect that at all.
@deepfieldphoto
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Rugby union is absolutely gay bears , and there are whole inclusive teams globally (see Bingham Cup)
@deepfieldphoto
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
A friend claimed he had a whole group thingy with a male rowing team at the Sydney Olympics. Not sure how many, which country, or if they were all in rowing Lycra …but kinda not straight 😁
@deepfieldphoto
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Horse dancing is called Dressage … yup couldn’t be gayer! Although technically it’s the prancing horses that are gay, not sure about the riders,
@deepfieldphoto
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Have to say diving is literally gay, some of the most famous divers (Aussie , British and US) turned out to be , umm, expert at all sorts of backflips 😁
@deepfieldphoto
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Looks lovely, but maybe keeping both signs is overkill !
@stickynorth
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
You should be awarding these sports a Kinsey score.. 0-6…
@DelennIrving
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Nick, you are literally NEVER demure.
@chriskeilman
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
I'm with you on MMA. It's rough. Not for me.
@ChristianCiezobka
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Golf is gay for me because you have to drive your balls into eighteen holes in a row 🏌🏼🍒⛳
@ThatShepherdMama
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
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@sbon4771
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Basketball also has a swish
@DJSweetz
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Guys. Fellow Gays. Please lose the smaller signage, its overkill. Thanks
@astaldogal
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Dressage and show jumping. But they're are SO many more equestrian sports!
@buiebear
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
nascar straight F1 bi for sure
@isabelleredfield362
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Is parkour a sport?
I'm thinking BI for this one
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@sjoo8
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
9:34 “Gay, you’re Maleficent” was so quick, I choked 😂. Completely forgot about her staff but it really is a close approximation.
@heytherehihello
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Weightlifting & bodybuilding are different! Bodybuilding… gay. Olympic Weightlifting? With a snatch and a clean & jerk? Got to be bi-curious
@debipotpie
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Can there be 1 video where Matteo doesn't break into song?
@Foghorn-tr1je
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
These judgements were definitely based on the male versions of the sport. Men’s hockey, very straight, women’s hockey very lesbian. Women’s hockey is way more fun.
@marvinscott2757
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
HEAR ME OUT: Turkish Oil Wrestling. You may thank later.
@She.Guevara84
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Men’s basketball is aggressively straight, but women’s basketball is aggressively queer. 🏳️🌈
@jessicastundahl4816
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Okay but back to horses… what about Rodeo? Riding bulls n stuff?
I am thinking gay
@shmooky2000
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
lol rugby
@michellebusa596
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Being someone who has been with a skateboarder for 10+ years, Nick nailed that right on the head
@Lucca-q6o
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Matteo is nice to Nick, what is happening?
@jayjayjenni
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Gymnastics is bisexual. Rhythmic gymnastics is gayyyyyyy.
@Dan_Letters
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Fencing I always think of Wesley and Inigo's duel in The Princess Bride. And it's still gay 😅
@swiftrover
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
Lactose——Sticks——Gay lacrosse, sticks, gay.
@tttayima
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
hear me out 🫸🏻🫳🏻
@whoisivyenvy
September 6, 2026 at 5:59 am
no horror movie???