I can never get rid of my mattress
My entire spine is misaligned right now…
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Actors: Julie Nolke
Writer: Julie Nolke
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec McKay

@catdughi
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
That newsroom background… is Julie auditioning for Dropout now?? 😁🙏
@bluegoose03
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
Is Julie trying to tell us she is a bedwetter?
@jlashombjr
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
The answer is more stains. Spill red wine all over it after bleaching it. People will just think you're a sloppy drunk and bad at cleaning up wine stains.
@princeali13
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
Idk if anyone even noticed but i personally loved that this skit was shot HANDHELD instead of a tripod. It made the skit more realistic. Love the skit Julie keep it up 👍
@Sonatengraf
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
You know, media covering serious topics in a funny way can really help people in their lives. But, at least shows like Last Week Tonight leave you with a Call To Action or a positive spin at the end. Your resolution to the actually-common, basic-human-experience issue of embarrassment relating to a whatever-stained mattress is: "there's no way to dispose of this shame-filled artifact in an anonymous way". Welp…
@Sonatengraf
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
This is a sweat-positive community 🗣🗣🗣
@ADM2SS4
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
The real reason, Ryan offered her this mattress as he discovered sleep.
@dannysanchez9919
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
Funniest video ever
@clairefuzipeg1983
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
My husband sweats straight through the mattress topper we use. Our mattress has fewer stains but it's still more than none 😅
@sscoutistaken
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
I'm pretty sure I unsubbed because Julie was using one of the really bad sponsors… not that incogni isn't bad but compared… anyway, I guess I'll keep watching from now on until Julie features the really bad sponsors again…
@BlastLover-d8x
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
911 how can I help? Sir, my neighbour murdered somebody on her matress.
@rask004
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
Wool mattress cover. Enough said
@JohnDrinkwater
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
Mattress fires can hide all sins
@riendetout8812
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
With a community like this, who needs a Mirror Julie?
@avinashtyagi2
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
Mirror Julie in the real world?
@mikehamm648
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
What did you do to your bangs girl?
@achillesbuchanan2095
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
My favourite comedian, actor, public personality. 🙂
@angelbear_og
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
I just got a mattress cover that's wool (water proof) with a 100% organic cotton shell. It is SO nice.
@brandonnewby178
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
I'm going to get a saw and just saw mine and just put a bag out a week with the weekly pickup.
@IceNixie0102
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
Splatter like paint and kid food (applesauce, chocolate pudding) on it. Blame the kids for ruining the mattress. The neighbors won't be able to tell what is new and what is preexisting.
@Tasty-the-money
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
Don't call them criminals…they prefer the term "bad actors." Please and thank you.
@nickmajora
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
I need a new mattress.
@Storytelleroflore
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
Mattress toppers
@Karl-p3t
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
Haul it out and lean it against a wall with a little tag saying: NIGHTSWEATS–BANKSY
@swistedfilms
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
This mattress is a lot like the sponge on my kitchen sink.
@stonehenges5722
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
Anonymous mattress stainers🤔
@robertarisz8464
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
I hope that you, Julie, will not take offence to this, but I truly believe that you and your content are a national treasure. Your posts always lift my days – thank you.
Lots of love from an expat in Geneva.
@hannesangell
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
I once got rid of a mattress for a girl. It was easy, because I felt responsible, though the mattress was never mine.
We where deployed in Kosovo on the Swedish main camp 'Camp Victoria'. I was living in a 2-4 person barracks (container, nothing wrong with it). There was 3 of us staying there. One of witch was the kind that laid in bed watching TV, neglecting some duties, mainly hygienic duties. He didn't get along with the platoon command. So he had himself transferred.
We were asked to move the bed to a women's barracks, since a girl was recruited for his position. It was a relief to get rid of his disgusting bed. There was no one in, but there was a space prepared for the bed with drapes in front of the tree bedspaces. It looked a bit unsocial.
The girl arrived and was well liked, she was capable and pleasant. After two weeks she came to me an asked if she was originally supposed to have been living with me and Erik, who since her arrival was on leave. I answered that her predecessor lived with us and we had been asked to move the bed.
She wondered if she could move in with us. I had no problem and I took the freedom to answer for Erik, whom I had got to know as a bit mischievous, but very respectful too those he was living and working with. But I had one condition, the mattress was not allowed back. She had noticed it was a bit nasty. I apologized and got a new mattress from storage for her.
I asked her why she'd rather live with us than the girls. Her answer was: 'You know how girls are'
She moved in and Erik was thrilled. We got along very well. I think both of them did other tours.
Suddenly we had gentlemen callers every day, whether she was in or not. If the light was on someone was knocking. Everyone was civil and nice!
@tuxedotservo
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
"Mom!"
Leaving that in because:
1) it's cute
2) you know the interruptions are only just beginning, and you might as well take what you have
@peak6744
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
I'm not sure which version of Julie I liked the best … probably Julie avoiding a sh!t life … yeah – that Julie.
@protorhinocerator142
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
Generally if you buy a new mattress you can pay them to remove the old one.
Pay someone else to be there when they show up and be the paid mattress slob.
@aowi7280
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
I just flipped my mattress and washed everything so I can relate. Some things are better left to the imagination.
@Capohanf1
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
If it were NOT for the Tariffs you forced on the U.S., you could order a new Ghost Bed Mattress that keeps you from sweating at night!
@primeenergy-u4c
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
Hey there, Julie! You look so pretty.
@Angel-yz8gt
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
My husband spilt juice on part of ours. We wiped it but what was left has oxidized terribly. Looks like someone was beheaded ❤
@HAnnB24
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
Not related to the content, but I loved the green shirt, its super cute
@anotherfeat1647
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
This was top tier.
@kerryjlynch1
September 6, 2026 at 3:32 am
"…something conniving was afoot." Best line in here.