Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar
8 year old Lucas Armitage has become a national hero after bravely defending his home by shooting a burglar multiple times in the chest and neck.
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@GlassesnMouthplates
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
A Facebook page posted a clickbait video based on this skit, claiming the kid was being sued, and tried to pass it as an actual news (complete with AI generated narration).
@RFK_jrs_brainworm
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
It’s Kyle Rittenhouse lmfao
@JamesSmith-n5n7x
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
Do the only hire jewish actors?
@ColeClaussen-t3i
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
He looks like a young Eli Roth lol.
@romanoreo
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
😆Is this real???
@thatoneraggedyscarecrow
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
That is Brain Moser
@derrick9635
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
😅😅😅😅
@L1m3r
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
Oh no – My pet mole is actually a CIA rat?!
@kate-x5h
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
This is fake right lol
@RaphaelGatchalian
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
Home Alone if Kevin doesn't hold back
@JoseMedina-hs1up
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
I wonder what he would do if he is bullied in high school
@FunnyGA1ex
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
This isn’t fake or anything
@AnandamoyBandyopadhyay
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
This is barely satire. I am sure some right-wing whackjob somewhere has already cited this video as example of why there should be no gun laws in 🇺🇸
@DIOPSIDE7995
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
Fucking Americans for you
@theoanderson2042
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
Greg heffly
@SammyM-y4n
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
No you don’t have a b.
@greysonklenk5378
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
“I want the blood” bro what 😭
@chincruz8959
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
R rated home alone
@StinkyButt-x9x
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
Could you imagine if this was real😭
@AbigailEngel-e5d
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
Remember when the Onion was good?
@drsunilreddyk
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
I remember as a kid I believed this shit(was probably 9 or 10),now I’m older(won’t mention age,still a minor) than then and can identify satire at least a little bit,thanks to The Onion.Oh,sorry,this is the most credible news of the entire world!!
@ChristIs.King27
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
When he said my pet could be a cia mole, i saw my dog driving a black SUV, surely my dog can’t be a CIA mole.
@enyagberue
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
This is not normal behavior in a child,i am shocked people are encouraging this.He said he loves how the blood made him feel and they are not seeing this as a warning sign?
@scoutclark6117
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
There’s a saying called “he broke into the wrong house”
This would be called the absolute WRONGEST house
@snr_gbe
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
i swear every time i see this video in my feed i always think the kid in the thumbnail is young madeon 😭
@unwritten888
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
1:31 uhoh
@thenka-lol
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 am
A kids daydream ahhhh video
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