Jim And Tracy Put On Fat Suits To See What Life Is Really Like For Awful Fat People
Jim and Tracy go undercover in fat suits to find out how greedy, obnoxious, fat people are discriminated against by the public.
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Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks
Designers say the new game explores the endless paperwork, routine patrolling a modern day soldier endures in photorealistic detail.
New Psychedelic Weight Loss Drug Transforms Food Into Monstrous Hallucinations
Season 2 Preview – Watch The Onion On TV Tues 10/4 at 10/9c only on IFC. New diet pill, Hallucex, yields tremendous results in curbing appetite by tricking patients into thinking their food has turned into a horrifying, bloodthirsty demon.
Great Songs You Might Not Know (Vol. 1)
https://www.twitch.tv/alfomedia https://www.patreon.com/AlfoMedia https://twitter.com/renshawhs https://instagram.com/renshawhs https://outloudmerch.com/collections/alfo-media GO LISTEN TO THESE INCREDIBLE MUSICIANS. Chase Ceglie, Mac Ayres, and Bay Faction are all incredible. They deserve so many new fans and that’s where you come in! Stream Onion, Drive Slow, Florida Guilt, and all their other projects. They’re some of my favorite, up […]
New Live Poll Lets Pundits Pander To Viewers In Real Time
In The Know’s new live internet poll feature revolutionizes how pundits shamelessly cater to what viewers want to hear.
Today Now!:Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Anna Stephenson stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child’s already obvious homosexuality. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
Hot New Relationship Book Warns Women: ‘Wake Up! He’s A Shapeshifter’
Bestselling author Craig Wheedon stops by Today NOW! to urge ladies to face the truth and dump the shapeshifter.
In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don’t Give A Shit?
Panelists discuss the many ways in which our educational system caters to students who try, care, are awake.
Chase Ceglie | Always Forward Sessions
LINKS TO CHASE’S ALBUM ONION: Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/5y5VgtkPoiqkUhS8rKWCcc Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/us/album/onion/1271139255 Songs, In Order of Appearance: 1. Untitled Intro – Written & Performed by Chase Ceglie 2. Best Friend – Written by Chase Ceglie, Performed by Chase Ceglie & Mikel Arambarri 3. All I Want is U – Written by Chase […]
U.S. Government Stages Fake Coup To Wipe Out National Debt
Congress says that with no way to actually pay back our debts, faking a coup to eliminate financial obligations is the best plan for the U.S. economy.
