To get started for free, visit https://brilliant.org/aperture the first 200 of you will get 20% off Brilliant’s annual premium subscription. Read the story: https://aperture.gg/blogs/the-universe/live-for-today-hope-for-tomorrow Merch: https://aperture.gg/merch What exactly is tomorrow? For some, it is quite literally the day after today. For others, it invokes the idea of a near-distant future […]
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Outbreaks of disease have impacted the lives of individuals and communities throughout history. Whether it’s an epidemic (a somewhat localized influx of cases) or a pandemic (a global phenomenon), illnesses that upend daily life, social activities, political institutions, and economic livelihoods leave an indelible mark on those who live through […]
Let’s face it, the very act of sex is weird. And gross. And the reason you exist. And the driving force behind the world’s technology. Human beings have developed some very strange habits, and it’s easy to look at something like, say, nasolingusts (nose lickers) and wonder, simply: why? But […]
