Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive
Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender!
Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender!
@inouterspaceman
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
Stay out of Florduh!!
@saoirsedoyle134
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
😭
@cgore4
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
2025 – I seriously thought this wasn't parody at first.
@Shachar567FanClub
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
So many people overreacting at this skit, not realizing it’s satire
@dassssssss-w9u
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
wtf wjy is he still alive
@carrite
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
Completely and timelessly captures the vapidity of local morning happy talk news.
@alfredjrtovar1499
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
Wtf
@p6rat
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
nah this is a skit
@77elvistheking
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
OMG the latest comments… Thank you Onion! Even after all those years you still deliver 😂
@mareelottering2436
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
Ex- pedophile 😂😂😂 wow
@patty-fsaj
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
Got it! Here's a paragraph expressing outrage at a YouTube video that interviews an ex-pedophile about his crimes:
That video is absolutely appalling and deeply irresponsible. Giving a platform to an admitted ex-pedophile to casually discuss their crimes not only trivializes the lifelong trauma experienced by survivors, but also dangerously normalizes behavior that should be unequivocally condemned. It’s outrageous that the creators chose to spotlight someone who violated children, framing it like a story of redemption or curiosity rather than the monstrous abuse it truly is. This kind of content doesn't provoke necessary dialogue—it exploits pain for views and risks retraumatizing victims. There's no excuse for airing this.
@thinkaboutdis462
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
WTF is this? Ex-pedo??? What????
@a01A01
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
*my god if pedo guy saw good god looking quite young boy he seeing him as his 🕯️ light in the darkness pure contact 2 souls , crazy i know, this is a good talk actually pedes whole world going be in that quite cute boy my god!!*안녕하세요 틱톡은 모든 방송법과 회사법을 위반하고, 마약과 폭력적이고 폭력적인 발언을 조장하고 살인과 폭력을 선동하는 테러리스트의 방송
@its_lottebug
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
what is ts </3
@SchtavavicciNoRegretta
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
What the hell? Well that's all behind me now. !?! Capital punishment. It's my belief that there is only one reason for capital punishment and this is it.
@Kazfver
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
"if you put a girl in a sundress and french braids in front of the average pdf, he's gonna get an election that will rip his bike shorts" couldn't agree more
@lazyidiotrat
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
Good thing im unattractive!
@psicomm-09
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
This actor was either fame hungry or entirely stupid
@patrickmacpherson1499
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
🫶🫶 Liberate sexuality, abolish the laws on nature 🫶🫶
@PatrickPutin-yy8ju
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
The pedophile in our neighborhood was required to knock on doors snd tell us that he lived there.
I opened the door snd he talked so fast and used such big words that by the time he was finished, I thought he was a mechanic.
He even said if I needed any help to leg him know.
His parole officer stopped by and or I still wouldn’t know. Course that wax ten years later
@RichiMiko-z3k
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
Now an expert😂
@devonmarr9872
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
This is the dark comedy i loved from the onion
@yinnetteolivo
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 pm
THIS CANT BE REAL.. then I saw it was the onion.
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