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Town’s Teen-Pregnancy Spike Due To One Impressive Youth

The Onion | March 26, 2025



(From ONN on IFC TV, Fridays 10/9c) In local news from Pennington, IL, a handsome teen who owns his own truck is responsible for over half of new pregnancies. More local news at WONN5.com.

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