This is a project I made a year or so ago for my final year of college. It’s an AI that utilises the power of neural networks (specifically recurrent neural networks (specifically specifically Long Short-Term Memory or LSTM)) to study music and learn to write its own. “Artificial neural networks […]
On Today Now!, golf expert Jordan Ritter has some Pro Tips for maintaining a steady swing while hitting the links with your mistress’ husband.
The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man. Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on IFC.
After years of gridlock, Democrats and Republicans have realized no one remembers how to actually enact legislation. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Onion News Network, Fridays at 10/9c on IFC. The local Onion affiliate in Pennington, IL reports the tire is basically new and there for the taking.
http://avclub.com The Onion’s pop-culture-focused sister publication, The A.V. Club, is debuting a new weekly video series called “Inventory,” based on its popular lists of the same name. How much screen time does your favorite actor need to completely burn himself into your memory? Did you know that Alec Baldwin is […]
(From ONN on IFC TV, Fridays 10/9c) In local news from Pennington, IL, a handsome teen who owns his own truck is responsible for over half of new pregnancies. More local news at WONN5.com.
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA In local news, a hero soldier from Pennington, IL is awarded for his service in Afghanistan barely ten years after he shit his pants in fourth grade. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/
More coverage of Shaken Manchild Syndrome on Onion News Network, Friday at 10/9c on IFC. Actor Ben Stiller urges parents with adult kids still living at home to think twice before shaking their manchildren in frustration.
Jean Anne Whorton goes Beyond The Facts, talking to the high school sophomore who has become a conservative hero for refusing to learn his Spanish vocabulary.
