New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner
Toyota’s new Prius Solution reduces its driver’s carbon footprint to zero by impaling them through the lungs with spikes as soon as they get in the car.
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@TimSlee1
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
This aged well with electric cars randomly catching fire with electric doors that won't open.
@exoticgueslet3389
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
Won’t buy. Why:
– car isn’t made of biodegradable or recyclable materials, so what happens after I die?
– car still needs engine power to begin the killing process, especially with shredder system
– car has no known air filtration system to recycle my dying breath of CO2
@probablythatonecoolguy23
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
In this car right now, this feels amaz
@Darkrider12
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
Here after a Cybertruck trapped its owner inside after what would've otherwise been a survivable crash, caught on fire, burned him alive, and the fire was so hot that it even melted his bones!
So green that it even includes cremation as part of the package deal!
@velisvideos6208
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
"The best part is no part."
Thus TeSSla went for the doors that cannot be opened mechanically, trapping people inside burning vehicles.
Elegant, and no impalers needed. No doorknobs either.
@MyoticTesseract
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
so the cybertruck isn't even an original design.
@The_real_clippy-y2b
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
in 2024 it's tesla and especially cybertruck
@EmperorofMu
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
I got the new prius.
@yelinkyaing3882
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
FAKE NEWS
@Thegreatercheese
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
The only real solution to climate change.
@BloodyKnives66
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
I got a car commercial after the video 😂
@AhmedMorry
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
I dont even want this
@klitibehluli2
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
Youtube algorithm is tripping
@TPlayzGV
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
New fear: Prius
@IsJustCookieGo
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
Humanity ends 💀
@hugong712
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
But it dosent off the car so is still making poulution
@AlexandruRistea
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
Toyota îs now nazi Toyota
@TheTornadoSirenFan
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
2012 Toyota Prius Solution
5 Miles
388 Previous Owners
Runs Like New
Some Blood, But Otherwise Ok
@insidegames5512
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
Im just so glad this isnt real 😅
@szajbus977
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
This video was reccomended to me in 2024.
@Yassinestar23
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
This is real ?!
@1990DodgeNeon
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
kys is crazy
@M3LT-D0WNHR
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
Wait, is this for real?
@Beatrecords2025
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
For a second I thought it was actually real 😂
@Axius27
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
…Onion, can you stop sending my suicidal thoughts back in time to make a satire video about them? It's VERY disconcerting :/
@DDosAndDonts
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
0:32 lol the obnoxious upbeat corporate ad music
@TheTurtleGamer196
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
When freedom burns, The Prius Solution
@Tom_H_86
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
Couldn't stop smiling, thanks, thumbs up, have a great day.
@IhateNewYork.Ihateit.-wm2pi
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
“So for the last time ever for tech trends” that’s comedy gold right there.
@Estrallio
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
5 of my friends bought this, i never heard any complaints
@347human
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
i remember watching this video when i was 7, i had nightmares about this car, looking back at this video, it hits different now
@death_doom999
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
takes 12 years to send me recommendations of this
@hasuun5
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
That's not real that's fake☦️☦️☦️☦️☦️
@66secularist
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
What happened to The Onion? It used to produce such creative and humorous material like this. Now it's gone to shit. I miss the old Onion.
@MisterDoomscroll123
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
No i will never ever drive that crap
@bwabwabwa13
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
toyota prius solution is sick he have a killer car
@bwabwabwa13
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
why
@tunasandwich1826
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
What's so twisted is i used to think this was real, like i used to believe they actually would do this
@Pilotostrich110
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
Hell nah Toyota be going too far
@maxtaylor5164
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
I tried the Prius Solution.
It’s a scam!
I’m still alive, but now I have a huge hole in my chest and my lungs are full of blood.
@yapsxolotl
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
SpringPrius
@gigabyte_3
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
Thats wat nitin gadkari wants
@Kiano_East
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
What if i left the oven on
@ERIEAMTYLERANAKUGILMoe
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
thanks toyota, you made my dead
@HerrBuxi
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
ok guys STOP saying this is real or trying to trick into people thinking this is real this would be in the news and Toyota wouldn’t exist and this wouldn’t be allowed so please just stop
@segeros
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
toyota extreme
@flightsim0018
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
i thought this was genuinly F***ing true. HOLY SHIT, JUST WHY? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS VIDEO…
@phenylxeon
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
pager
@TheCarzAll
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
Why did this video randomly blow up💀💀
I forgot this existed
@chevroletcamarozl1125
January 3, 2026 at 11:50 am
Idk why, but it gives me some strong original RoboCop commercial vibes
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