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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

The Onion | September 20, 2025

Officials confirmed the White House’s Transgender Alert System was triggered this morning after infrared estrogen sensors in the West Wing detected a large spike in gender fluidity dangerously close to the Oval Office. Become an Onion member while it’s still optional. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2





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‘Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat’

The Onion | September 8, 2025

Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion



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‘9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous’ – Al Qaeda

The Onion | September 3, 2025

An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion



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