Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
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@eltiolavara9
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
@grok is this true? @grok? oh god he's not answering. did you guys do something to him??? @GROK???? @GROK!!! ANSWER ME!!!
@ovibear1
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
Finally, a return to form for 'The Onion'.
@kittyonmydesk5532
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
Look at the statistics: 0:58 You're more likely to be sexually assaulted, then more likely to be hospitalized, then even more likely to be killed, then even more likely to be physically assaulted by the police, than being treated non-violently. Try to be realistic.
@thecamocampaindude5167
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
he should be fired oN THE SPOT
@colechapman6976
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
If you treat one person with dignity and respect, then you have to treat ALL people with dignity and respect. When will it end?
@WesWells6
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
Wisconsin police lol
@soccerfan-ep9rt
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
0:59 SEXUAL ASSAULT 8%????
@Dookieman1975
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
“Listen rookie, we got a reputation to uphold and you ain’t helping. You’re yellow ass is off the force”
@joshlashley6493
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
Someone is for sure going to want to fk Tyler Gregory Sternbach in prison, I can tell you that. Time to lawyer up troony.
@notavailable6460
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
Lmao
@deerspringlov
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
THEY DO NOT EXPECT ANYTHING LIKE THIS TO EVER HAPPEN AGAIN?????? dude his doing his work!?
@PandaJerk007
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
The Onion is making amazing high-effort videos again! — I loved so much of their stuff from like 10-15 years ago, but they stopped for Years.
@Reaper1722
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
1:00 The sad thing is this is basically what that one Florida police chief said on video….
@multipoep5
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
fake and obviously a staged psyop
@lightlybatteredjustcrispy
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
The graph destoryed me
@MazinJamil-n9g
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
this vid seems like a snl skit
@hollyrobinson8761
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
I literally saw the Seattle police act this way towards a violent person with a mental illness recently. "We can talk about it, Nicky. Put the hammer down. Let's talk."
@MadduxLoving
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
remember when the Onion was funny…🎉
@abikegavin9641
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
The Onion objectively has the best comment section
@arntoskarolaussen7900
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
At least the taillight wasn't actually broken. Some standards still stand.
@fer04i81
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
This is isn't what I voted for.
@Jasmixd
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
Youtube algorithm seems not to be the biggest fan of the onion huh
@invalidname3912
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
finally, fake news that feels fake
@several-cats-in-an-SU-47
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
heartbreaking… what has this world come to
@yetti423
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
Funny as F
@Iam_anoob
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
What is disgusting act by that officer. Not a single shot fired!
@PigIA
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
We just have a few good apples. The system doesn’t need reform!
@CONGTHEGUERILLA
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
I thought this was a new rroxket video from the thumbnail
@nunyanunya4147
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
been a month since you guys did anything… anyone work here still or did you all get OOPS deported?
@Uuuhfreneticallyfast
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
Wow the fakest news I've seen in a while
@AdvoAmy
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
Love The Onion!
@nutshot_brawler8466
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
"We must do more TO our citizens"
It's the small things, lol
@Badfish1978
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
This is actually foreshadowing something
@HawkinaBox
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
I love this channel 😂
@ZergrushEddie
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
Even the police union knows the officer did not go too far enough.
@gitfoad8032
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
Onion's a metaphor for the West – started-off good, then went to hectoring, personal-bias, partisan whore-shit.
@robinly
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
He complied. That's how you should act when being pulled over.
@Autonomous_Don
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
Next News Headline
“Black people are now relieved yet confused leading to a spike of anxiety in poor neighborhoods”
@ConsciousHoney2113
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
Not all cops!
@CognosSquare
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
A driver who complies with the orders? In a police video?????
Yes that is shocking.
@evalangley3985
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
Welcome to Cyberpunk…
This officer should have listen to the latest episode to Safe And Sound!
Featuring Mr Puggins and Sergeant Dobs!
@RKabasaC
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
LMAO!!!
@whisperienced
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
That chart is how liberals think all police interactions are like
@lkeke35
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
These comments are almost as funny as the article.
I'm not gonna lie, I have reached the point where if I see cops behaving correctly towards Black men and women in movies and TV shows, my mind goes: Well, that's just not real. Why didn't they shoot them? They have a gun. Use it!!!
@meekking3999
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
This page is crazy!
@michaeldevera6285
September 17, 2025 at 7:07 pm
The nerve of this officer handling it peacefully is appaling!
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