New Live Poll Lets Pundits Pander To Viewers In Real Time
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Today Now!:Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Anna Stephenson stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child’s already obvious homosexuality. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
Hot New Relationship Book Warns Women: ‘Wake Up! He’s A Shapeshifter’
Bestselling author Craig Wheedon stops by Today NOW! to urge ladies to face the truth and dump the shapeshifter.
In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don’t Give A Shit?
Panelists discuss the many ways in which our educational system caters to students who try, care, are awake.
Sex House – Reunion – Ep. 10
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Everyone’s favorite Americans are back to talk Sex House and dish behind-the-scenes secrets on a very special reunion show. Derek has a huge announcement, Alex has a surprising boyfriend. Nothing is off limits. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: Sam […]
Stabbing Ignorance With Glass Ceiling Shards – Onion Talks – Ep. 10
For Nicole Anderson, breaking the glass ceiling isn’t enough for women’s equality. The razor-edged shards of that destroyed ceiling must eviscerate and disembowel those who held women down for so long. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: Sam West Writers: Dan Klein, Matt Klinman, Michael Pielocik, Chris […]
iInterviewer: Jason Schwartzman and Roman Coppola
Our state-of-the-art entertainment reporter talks to director Roman Coppola and star Jason Schwartzman of A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III. For Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
New Sony Nose Buds Allow Users To Blast Different Smells Into Nostrils
Hailing the product as a revolution in smelling technology, Sony released its sleek new line of nose buds Monday, which will allow consumers to blast a variety of scents directly into their nostrils whenever and wherever they please.
New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Tech Trends looks at the new Samsung Apex, a wearable computing device that streams videos into one eye, the internet into the other, and sucks your cock all at the same time. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: […]
The Onion Reviews ‘Lee Daniels’ The Butler’
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Lee Daniels’ The Butler’ in this week’s Film Standard Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
