What was the deal with DC’s most infamous restaurant?
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0:00 – 0. Intro
1:05 – 1. The (un)Chill Room
2:25 – 2. Danger Close
4:04 – 3. Um Debunked
5:42 – 4. Um Rebunked
7:25 – 5. No News Is Good News

@ProxityProductions
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
One of the weirdest and most obvious signs that something is up with the story is that the 1 shot fired hit the computer hard drive wiping it.
@Mikewee777
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Trump sent the police to assassinate the only January 6th 2021 rioter who knew how to investigate the #pizzaGate scandal competently .
Just like how Trump sent a guy to execute a Italian mafia boss .
@0014781
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Algorithm!
@transcendentalaesthetic
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
The “Rosalyn Carter” joke is quite intriguing when you realize that she was photographed with both John Wayne Gacy and Jim Jones…
@DOge-l1s
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Return your Flat Calzone, and rent it too.
@cathittingfatvapereal1954
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
MISTER BEEEEEEEAAAAAAASSSSSSSTTTTTTT
@samwoodward106
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
I just ate at comet Ping pong today…. Staff was odd
@RobertMunro-wb6jb
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Triangular bread tomato and cheese gate 🍕
@reefermonster9651
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
my coworker was a bartender at the time it happened.
@bigmack1992
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
I love the term "nutpicking", which refers to more or less pointing the camera at the worst possible representative of an idea one is trying to discredit. This obviously applies to Q in this context.
@tonyreyes3780
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
We stand with flesh simulator.
@catp1ss987
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
If they were using pizza restaurants to traffick children of whatever, why would they give us clues in their logos?
@bwarrent
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
There is SOOOO MUCH more i wish you had mentioned. Soooo sooo much.
@bwarrent
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Flesh Simulator just got a CCW only a year ago?
Kinda thing I just assumed he'd always had.
@void.Colors
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
hey flesh sim! noticed from your firing range clip that you lower your head when you raise your weapon. try not to to that, instead bring the optic to your eye, not your eye to the optic. this helps you already be on target when readying your rifle. cheers
@cherriegetison6093
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
His DUI for hitting a pedestrian was news to me. I'll trade info- his father was a director of a child b use organization. A lot of info scrubbed from back then was how the restaurant owner also owned a "living art" museum called Pegasus Museum, that many people at the time were just as concerned about. I was recently going through info on it from back then, but it's hard to find much when any YouTube video I see linked on reddit has been removed for "bullying". The 49th most powerful person in DC (according to GQ in 2012) getting videos questioning his assets removed in the name of "anti-bullying" just doesn't sit right with me.
@mattif7099
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
0:51 Mozambique drill – two to the sternum, one to the cranium. I learned that from Collateral
@ZojkaKur
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
I genuinely despise the QAnon boomers that completely ruined any proper investigation into this. And also for destroying 8Chan
@Y0ungContrarian
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
samosa gate!
@bruhmoment4688
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Edgar Welch died by a police shooting last month.
@mrosskne
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
who's gary glitter?
@JackJohnson-d2y
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Carter was the last openly christian president, no way he or his wife was into bad shit
@AFatalPapercut
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Not making excuses for anything but many many restaurants have a server room (closet) that has an ancient computer running something like Windows XP on it still. A ton of Point of Sale software still runs on early windows versions for whatever reason.
@adamfordom6852
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Only those with proper functioning MENTAL PROCESSES need listen. Others will just leave confused. Truly brilliant satire.
@snmproductions33
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Thanks Flesh Simulator for giving a brief run down of some of the facts about the "craziest conspiracy theory", since the one about how much of the media is controlled by CIA assets. Oh wait, never mind. Turns out Operation Mockingbird was true after all. I'd be interested to know what you think of John and Scott Podesta's role in Pizzagate, whether you think they had anything to do with Madeline McCann's disappearance, and what role (if any) Hilary Clinton has in all this? Also, what do you suppose "spirit cooking" refers to as seen in the Clinton email dump by WikiLeaks? Thanks, and I look forward to your response.
@lessgoyouknowwho2130
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
the theorists were right yet again. tin foil hat is a badge of honor at this point
@charleskimball2911
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
What are you even talking about? It's been debunked, it's been debunked, it's been debunked, it's debunked!
@mloyd64
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
This video is a masterpiece
@anthonylarson7919
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
James Alefantis owned Comet Ping Pong……the guys name in French is I love children
@Keyfiend
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Yall need to grow up. If its a secret. A drunk on you tube wont know shit. These videos been up for years.
@dustinhensley7995
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Don’t we have lidar that can scan for basements?
@wilorules
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Toblerone-gate
@gfhgfghhh
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
I used to go here often. They had really decent beer selections and they were cheaper than most other places in DC. The pizza was good by DC standards (pizza is awful in DC overall). It seemed like a completely normal, pretty cool place to drink after work. The ONLY thing that was odd in retrospect was that they catered to families with children with their multiple ping-pong tables that were free iirc. You could go and play ping pong and eat and drink and there were always young families there.
@PGDJ88
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Edgar Welch did, in fact, get shot.
@elitist07
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Saved the video on a disconencted drive, cloud and on three computer.
Lets gooooooo
@D3rT3st
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
😂fyi I am now using my right to own a gun and am also in no way suicidal
@nicknorthcutt7680
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
This aged well knowing about what just was released from the Epstein files
@totemstomp
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Do you guys know the guy that shot up that restaurant was shot and killed DAYS BEFORE THE EPSTEIN FILES CAME OUT in south carolina.
Fuckin crazy
@SocialGalSal
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
You know what makes me believe in pizzagate? The fact anytime anyone posts anything about it in depth? It’s scrubbed from the internet. I’ve watched so many videos on the topic and if I try to find them now? GONE
@44davewright
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
Where's the jerky coming from? Does donald like jerky too?
@Katwoman4318
July 8, 2026 at 12:19 pm
This is all in the Bible. Nothing new here.