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Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff In 11,680th Day

The Onion | August 29, 2025



The threat of nuclear war hangs over the region with no end in sight, just as it has for the past three decades.

Written by The Onion

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  1. @Deeheeheee

    August 29, 2025 at 4:00 am

    16 years later, tensions are still high. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are. and then aren't. and then are.

  2. @Nekoeye

    August 29, 2025 at 4:00 am

    As soon as I saw Onion News, I knew it would be relevant today. The Onion was predicting the future on so many issues. Love from Pakistan.

  3. @maxwellquebec8675

    August 29, 2025 at 4:00 am

    Urgent Update: Pushing 18k days, dozens of new PMs and presidents, a couple of (French ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ) fighter jets, next urgent update expected at day 30k

  4. @siddharthashah4862

    August 29, 2025 at 4:00 am

    After 10 years: I can't believe this is still relevant 26 years later.

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    After 20 years: I can't believe this is still relevant 36 years later.

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    After 30 years: I can't believe this is still relevant 46 years later.
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