The Calmest Chaos on Earth is Hawai‘i
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Video Recorded at the Hawaii Theatre in Honolulu, HI
Animation by Luke Stone
@lfbpfishing7818
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
I just found this amazing dude like 48 hours ago and I can't stop listening to set after set! He has a Kat Williams style of delivery to his stories. Josh is quickly becoming one of my favorites.
@SuperAH1985
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
I've never related to someone more about not swimming and being a weirdo at the beach. I will, that's what makes being on the Oregon coast in the fall and winter so great: you're not weird for being in shoes and a hoodie.
@nondanelson9553
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Josh, I am watching this while my family is sleeping, it is 2:01 a.m. You are at the part where someone who is burried in the sand has grabbed your ankle and you are stomping on them. I have nearly blown my eyeballs out my nose while trying to hold in my laughter!
@siobhanboland
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
They gotta capture a flock of chickens to get local fresh eggs…
@erinbackstitch
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Had an '87 Grand Marquee. It got exactly 14 miles after it hit empty.
@anaislowe2293
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
X|0O,≠≥O÷
@Ms1welcome
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
I wish I knew you were here in Hawaii! Come back please 😢
@BlueSky83677
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Josh, Don't watch Bondi Rescue from Australia. Never get on a boat or in water at hip level or above—unless it's a bathtub or kiddie pool. (Take swimming lessons from a little kid's coach.)
@KaurkaKaymiril
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
To be fair, if someone grabs your foot from under the sand, then holds on through being stomped, they deserve to be kicked in the head.
@athecheat
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
i'm glad you kicked the mk-ultra beach sand creeper in the face. they assaulted you and it's your right to use whatever level of force necessary to protect yourself. i hope the ptsd of walking barefoot on the beach wears off for you someday, don't let the creeps terrorize you into submission. all of nature is on the side of good humans against the creeps, hugs and love
@Donna-l1q
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
1/13/18 8:07 AM. Today is the 8 Year Anniversary of Incoming Ballistic Missile Alert "work change snafu" 🙄. We on Hawaii Island (where both Clintons and Huma Abedin so happened to be that morning….) try to 'Laugh hard at the absurdly evil'*, but we're just not feeling it. Grateful and encouraged by the recent spate of 'house cleaning' here 🪦 🪦 🪦 – and hoping there's more to follow – we need more. Citizen 'troublemakers' remain targeted while more Hawaiians are now on the mainland than their homeland – a genocidal displacement that Will Not Stand. A&B, we see you. And the others. This War's not over yet.
*Jenny Holzer quote. Laughing hard at the absurdly evil is important, and Johnson is a master. Mahalo. The situation here remains both absurd and evil.
@chezzyg8659
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
I was at Ardrossan beach in Scotland and some buried rando grabbed my foot. I automatically..instinctively kicked out and put my bare foot in an old guys face. I felt bad but seriously don't grab strangers. It was very embarrassing having to explain that while he glared at me holding his nose and his family were losing their sh#t.
@keithmoses7052
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
"Looked like a ghost of a hit and run."🤣🤣🤣
@vickibwarren9722
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Gotta Love Josh ❤
@LeeshaModdz
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Me being loud as hell with my captors while being held hostage: the crows watching from the treeline 😑
@izzyisus
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
There are 7/11s where the homies hold the door for coins also plenty who j ask for shit which is valid lol
@dafrastar
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Thank you Josh!
@sachitherooster1078
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
I still have PTSD from the missile message…I ALMOST climbed in the fridge at work…My husband was able to lock up his business in the shops of wailea and drive to me at Joys Place restaurant in Kihei…in 8minutes!!! Terrifying….your set is HYSTERICAL!!! LOVE IT BRAH! MAHALOS🥰
@TannerGahan-f9r
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Bro if you ever come back to Hawaii I’ll show you to the places we teach our kids to swim. It also just so happens to be next to Obama’s house.
@jessicaguarneri8460
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
As much as I love these sets, I really wish they didn't end .0005 seconds after the end of his last sentence. The cutoff is really abrupt!
@okolekahuna3862
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
I'm glad YouTube suggested this. Funny guy…loves how he set's up the punchline.
@WormInTheVo1d
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
45:39 I was pretty young then and kinda freaking out but my dad went “Nah it’s okay, it’s probably just da false alarm. Who would even want to bomb us?” Then I was like, “Yeah okay dat makes sense,” and proceeded to stop freaking out
@combatveteran240
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Man always sounds lazy, low energy, and sleepy
@patsheppard2616
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
This is a haoule through and through. Put him on the next plane. He can’t unbend to change clothes, be afraid of chickens, fearing a volcano. 300 miles away on the big island.
@rowendevera2008
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
I was 27 when the missile warning happened. I got on my moped and drove on the west side just because. I told myself "I lived a good life". I was ready 😂😂😂
@joysmalley
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
I think you're so cool
@MissKittenCinema
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
As a kid I went to Hawaii, and we saw signs that said Tsunami Area, we had no clue what that even was back then. I had little white tennis shoes and we were in a group exploring a supposedly dormant volcano, my shoes started melting a little, and sticking, we left early….
@firstnamelastname9918
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
No story, pictures, articles, video, film, or advertisements ever made me want to visit Hawaii like this show did!
@ModernStandUp_26
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TruthinComedy_06
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
🤣🤣🤣
@rebeccayokoyama6821
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
Nah…….. volcanoes are a way of life here in Hawaii!!! Earthquakes – a little shake here and there, but nothing to worry about!!! After all, the entire chain of islands are volcanoes!!!
And yes, there’s chickens EVERYWHERE!!!!
@rebeccayokoyama6821
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
I wish I knew you were in Hawaii!!!!! I would have loved to seen and met you!!!
@windyhawthorn7387
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
I can swim but I wouldn't trust myself swimming at the Beach in Hawaii. Because I have never been in saltwater… Fresh water isn't the same and I know this.
@lynemac2539
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 pm
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