ONN projects that Neo-Nazi candidate Lucas Brennan has defeated three-term KKK incumbent William Kent in Alabama’s 4th congressional district, flipping a House seat that has been occupied by the Klan for more than five decades. Have a written record of society’s collapse. Become A Member. Get The Paper. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
Shane O’Donnell might seem like an ordinary teenager. But after countless hours of research and experimentation, what he’s discovered is anything but ordinary. Have a written record of society’s collapse. Become A Member. Get The Paper. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
Mass casualties are being reported with countless more injured following widespread destruction through the small town of Quioneboughe. Have a written record of society’s collapse. Become A Member. Get The Paper. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
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Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Tech Trends looks at the new Samsung Apex, a wearable computing device that streams videos into one eye, the internet into the other, and sucks your cock all at the same time. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: […]
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Lee Daniels’ The Butler’ in this week’s Film Standard Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Citing a range of behavior that experts could only describe as “profoundly disturbed,” a new study released by Cornell University’s psychology department Thursday revealed that most otherwise normal people transform into complete psychotics when alone in the confines of their own homes. Like […]
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The festival kicked off this weekend with enthusiastic performances from legendary contact jugglers like Mr. Tomorrow, Mysteria, and Chad Braunstein.(Brought To You By AT&T) Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Video game customization reaches new heights in ‘The Elder Scrolls Online’ thanks to a feature that allows players to customize their character’s bones, flesh, and nervous system. (Brought to you by Bethesda) Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: […]
Pope Francis is in critical condition after being left in the backseat of a hot Popemobile, which was parked outside a Vatican City convenience store for nearly an hour while members of the Swiss Guard “ran in to pick up a few things.” Have a written record of society’s collapse. […]
