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Scientists Find Skeleton Of Nature’s First Sexual Predator

The Onion | August 18, 2025



Paleontologists believe the intact skeleton could shed light on the bizarre fetishes of this pervert dinosaur.

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  1. @gailknowles3804

    August 18, 2025 at 8:20 am

    This has got to be one of the most ridiculous, if not the most ridiculous bit of nonsense I have ever heard…well, with the possible exception of when they announced that Biden was President. Anyway, how on earth do these people know that this creature acted this way? I know people want attention these days but this is just stupid.

  2. @Connerabcd

    August 18, 2025 at 8:20 am

    This is dumb and it makes no sense because there's no fossils of dinosaur genitals and also there's no actual Canon proof about dinosaurs being perverts trying to caress the Young

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