Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs
From the Onion Prison Channel: Prison analysts warn rising inflation could devalue everything from rim jobs to shivs.
From the Onion Prison Channel: Prison analysts warn rising inflation could devalue everything from rim jobs to shivs.
@MuhammadNiz007
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Wall street about to short cigarettes stocks and leverage it
@JustJ_hn
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
All I know is I was too late to invest into rope and mugs and I should’ve shorted urine
@0374-x7c
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Baby oil futures skyrocketed after Diddy was locked up
@foiledagain1914
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
So a beef jerky and 2 pork jerkies
@alcidesprieto1967
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Now days you can't even get 1/2 handjob for a pack of cigs. Inflatation or something.
@fahey5719
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
It´s not that cigarette packs are more expensive now but since Prison Federal Reserve started printing handjobs like crazy to boost the Economy, inflation is inevitable. I suggest you invest in BJs instead. It´s a smaller market, but way more stable.
@nazismomsrhos
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
A pack of cigarettes here in Oregon is like $12.50 (eagles, pyramid, Winston's etc.) with American spirit being like $16
@Stealth86651
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
How do you give half a handy?
@RealBelisariusCawl
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
I need to see JD Delay react to this
@BluelDev
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Baby oil? Bro had a vision in prison
@NVdrips
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
The only onion that makes you laugh instead of cry😂
@Pyrozoid
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
0:24 dude this graph is soo funny. they smuggled in drugs to then give it to the guards in exchange for cigs lol !!. cigs are waayyyy to0 expensive holy shit!!
also "supply will normalize and we'll see cigs going down to a single handjob or less" so there're fractional handjobs?
you want a cig? give me half a handjob with some spit. wash your mouth BEFORE not after please and thank you.
@NRMidgley
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Hey its the guy from the wire!
@robertroysden-c3r
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Couldve done without this one
@james_ford86
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
I'd love to see the blooper reel for this video. I bet it's longer than the actual video by far.
@BleezyMonkey
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
bro wtf is this, 16 years
@mgoulet002
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
"I'm gettin' a lotta handjobs."
@seabassmcgee3367
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Im getting a lot of hand jobs 😂😂😂
@blwhpenguin
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
2.99 million subs, so close for the Onion 🎉
@Slappynuttz5977
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Before the AI takeover it was The Onion 🧅
@genozuzek7401
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
"I've been making money hand over fist…"
@sheeppinkfloyd
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
TF2 economy ass economy
@Attonbitus
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Convict: Can you explain economics in a way I can understand?
The explanation:
@Larry-v5r5c
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Hate to see the inflation these daya.
@ecpeople6339
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Legendary algorithm pull.
@thegoatman9231
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Damn, it's been 16 years….
@inanefool8781
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Google is not helping me at all here, what are grass fayhos (fajos?)
@omarihill1220
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
I wonder what it's worth now
@pixelthesketch5257
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Are these mfs really in there having piss condom fights like water balloon fights? The economy valuing "Clean Piss" and condoms so much insinuates they're at all out war in there.
@Dem0Dule
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Thanks obama….
@anoniemoss3566
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
This is even funnier in 2025.
@jumido-2k
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
“That’s the way the markets gonna be for a while”
“It is”
@blackcorp0001
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Cigarette prices are rising … Im getting a lot of hand jobs 😅
@Nothingtoseeherm
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
Its not 2.8 Handjobs and 1.5 Beef Jerkies!
@John-c4r1o
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 pm
The absolute level of craftwork in this skit is top level. They should do another one for inflation in the hood given all this 'cost of living crisis'.
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