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Pigmaster General – Porkin’ Across America – Ep. 7

The Onion | December 31, 2025



The Cleveland Hog Fair is the most important pig event in Ohio, and Jim’s the guest of honor. Jim’s grilling up a little of everything and anointing one lucky oinker as the king of the pig fair. Plus, Jim finally brings home the bacon to his wife Deb.

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  1. @Filter-Feeder

    December 31, 2025 at 9:07 pm

    The part of this I enjoy is that none of the food he has eaten looks appealing. He has nothing to say about it except "it's good" as he eats like a slob. And he pushed away everything he had that made him human to enjoy this slop.
    He is turning into a pig because he was living like one.

  2. @lucycelestia

    December 31, 2025 at 9:07 pm

    how does his life keep getting worse every single episode? it's like he hits rock bottom, and then a stick of dynamite pulverizes the rock, allowing him to sink even lower

  3. @homelessknight4651

    December 31, 2025 at 9:07 pm

    In all seriousness, this series has a lot of parallels with Kafka's "Metamorphosis". Both protagonists are treated like creatures until they're quite literally transformed into what they're conditioned to recognize themselves as.

  4. @Aqquila89

    December 31, 2025 at 9:07 pm

    Everything is decaying alongside Jim's physical and mental state. He started with mouth-watering dishes, and now he has one pathetic sausage. He used to hand out wads of cash and now he only has a few dollars.

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