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Pam Bondi: Everything You Didn’t Know About Her Sh*tty Past

Hysteria | December 21, 2025



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In our 28th episode of This F*cking Guy, Erin and Alyssa dive deep into the past of U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi. From stealing orphaned children’s dog, to becoming Trump’s lapdog, to her shady involvement with the Epstein files, to role-playing as Trump’s personal lawyer, this may be our most theatrical sycophant yet!

Sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RiRPrGdf6tNU7pHRsM2zRfx-YYhoKoDPy6ni16omIgo/edit?tab=t.0

CHAPTERS:
00:00 – Intro
01:23 – Early life
02:54 – Stealing dog from orphaned hurricane Katrina children
04:33 – Time as Attorney General of Florida
17:25 – Relationship with Trump
19:20 – Ad break
20:57 – Becoming Trump’s Attorney General
25:40 – Involvement with Epstein Files
33:58 – Senate Judiciary hearings, more dirty work as U.S. AG
38:53 – Outro/Matrix ratings

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  6. @barrybarnett1769

    December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am

    I’m publishing an article in the N CA Peace Press that I’ve investigated for months: Sonoma County Code Enforcement officers have been stealing properties through exorbitant and false building code violations after invasive drone surveillance.

  13. @BK-gh9us

    December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am

    I’m anti MAGA, 100, but I find it lol 😆 all these podcasts by women, taking against Trump. It’s funny because it’s all jealousy. They hate on Bond, Noem, th blonde chick press secretary… these two hosts would be all aflutter, if some hadsome (white) ma like Trump or Hegseth asked them out. ☺️

  25. @Pauli.Ivanova

    December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am

    You know why these people were selected to be in this messed up administration? Because other than this job, they have no opportunity to be anything else in this world! So they would do anything to keep their jobs! That’s why they easily lie, cheat and break the law, so that they can stay employed by cheeto

  33. @2serveand2protect

    December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am

    I'm sorry! I still cannot understand that first sentence you've shown here! … when Bondi says that "x" amounts of pills seized equals to "x" amounts of "LIVES SAVED." How does she even quantify that??

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