Pam Bondi: Everything You Didn’t Know About Her Sh*tty Past
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In our 28th episode of This F*cking Guy, Erin and Alyssa dive deep into the past of U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi. From stealing orphaned children’s dog, to becoming Trump’s lapdog, to her shady involvement with the Epstein files, to role-playing as Trump’s personal lawyer, this may be our most theatrical sycophant yet!
Sources: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RiRPrGdf6tNU7pHRsM2zRfx-YYhoKoDPy6ni16omIgo/edit?tab=t.0
CHAPTERS:
00:00 – Intro
01:23 – Early life
02:54 – Stealing dog from orphaned hurricane Katrina children
04:33 – Time as Attorney General of Florida
17:25 – Relationship with Trump
19:20 – Ad break
20:57 – Becoming Trump’s Attorney General
25:40 – Involvement with Epstein Files
33:58 – Senate Judiciary hearings, more dirty work as U.S. AG
38:53 – Outro/Matrix ratings
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@MereCh
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
I actually snorted laughing when you compared Loomer to herpes 😂
@SaidColombo-c8l
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
congrès U teiam
@SaidColombo-c8l
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
all siytam m'y sister i pam bondi i know
@SaidColombo-c8l
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
pam bondi crazy you
@epicmetalness
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
the woman wanted to take a dog away from children who had just lost thier parents drops mic
@barrybarnett1769
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
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@ChrisDennis-dp3md
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
You must have done Bannon, right. But havnt seen it yet.
@victorcastillo2451
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT JEFFREY EPSTIEN KILLED HIMSELF THEY DID SOMETHING SO HE WOULDN'T SPILL THE BEANS ON trump.
@victorcastillo2451
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
Pam Bondi should join and be the leader of the Hardy Boys. 😂😂😂😂😂
@wds32673YT
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
Thank you ladies for your wonderful and informative show! Excellent job as always!
@KenRaty
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
You two have a gift for serving up bad sh*t and making it at least entertaining.
@chandrikashantanand4650
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
The morning pep talk in the oval : Most excellent 👌 boot 👢 🥾 licking , biggly.
@BK-gh9us
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
I’m anti MAGA, 100, but I find it lol 😆 all these podcasts by women, taking against Trump. It’s funny because it’s all jealousy. They hate on Bond, Noem, th blonde chick press secretary… these two hosts would be all aflutter, if some hadsome (white) ma like Trump or Hegseth asked them out. ☺️
@SamLee-e3z7e
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
… whatever or opinion of Bondi is you have to admit she,s stands her ground ..right or wrong
@thelmalayco7732
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
Where is your receipt bonnnndy.?
@holmesmd1
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
She should unalive herself pronto!
@williamm6446
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
Ultimate ass kisser.
@papwithanhatchet902
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
Anyone who’s supposed to know better that says fentanol instead of the actual noun FENTANYL is not to be given any credence whatsoever.
@ann-mariehuggins-hikel919
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
This childish AG is in love with her boss, will do anything for orange man🤔
@christinebriggs5970
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
She is such a liar
@Save_dullness
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
America has 258 million fentynol addicts according to bondi
@darkshadows6121
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
She is uhly
@anniemac7545
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
She looks like she's had a facelift, shame a lobotomy wasn't performed at the time.
@Pauli.Ivanova
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
Hey isn’t tbat the brain worm guy RFK on the pic at 17:14??
@Pauli.Ivanova
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
You know why these people were selected to be in this messed up administration? Because other than this job, they have no opportunity to be anything else in this world! So they would do anything to keep their jobs! That’s why they easily lie, cheat and break the law, so that they can stay employed by cheeto
@jeraldeden9608
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
Is she insane?
@JamesHarris-
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
I must say she has certainly perfected that Dead Shark Look!
@richardkendrick2879
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
YOU TWO ARE NO DIFFERNT FROM PAM.
@nathanwheeler9129
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
She fucked him back in 2014. That’s real Florida lore.
@lavelleklobes6561
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
Release the TRUMPSTEIN FILES NOW ❗️‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️❗️‼️❗️
@toma5153
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
Just call her PJ
@Timoshi_Ryūson
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
lmao dirty pam
@2serveand2protect
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
I'm sorry! I still cannot understand that first sentence you've shown here! … when Bondi says that "x" amounts of pills seized equals to "x" amounts of "LIVES SAVED." How does she even quantify that??
@フォグマシン
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
They may be small fish, but please do the Red Scare duo
@abbashrizvi
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 am
Valentina Gomez is an excellent candidate for your type of show
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