China’s Andy Rooney Has Funny Opinions On How Great China Is
The curmudgeonly Poyuan Wei thinks the only thing wrong with the Chinese Government is that they are not tough enough on dissidents.
The curmudgeonly Poyuan Wei thinks the only thing wrong with the Chinese Government is that they are not tough enough on dissidents.
@The_ZeroLine
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
Ironically, very few Chinese have fridges.
@ZimBrain
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
Spot on!
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
I got a Chinese Fido ad after this and I was really confused for a moment
@alcohol-freebeer3642
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
Does anyone else think Xi Jinping was watching this in 2012 and taking notes?
@neosn1232
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
Hey onion, do stuff like this more. Your current satire blows.
@Skyrimlizard
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
1:43 i expected it to be my friend Clifford Banes for some reason lol
@VinsomniArt
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
Love how he seems to be holding back crying throughout a lot of it
he's so emotional over how perfect his government is
@skiingfast1
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
Boycott china!!!
@Zedeezia
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
(Still ahead this hour)
Crystal meth use may be gateway to drugs that are almost as dangerous
~another Onion prophecy~
@ItinerantIntrovert
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
This video is the reason why YouTube is blocked in China 😂
@CanadianReturnee
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
This is really how the CCP really thinks
@jermasus
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
I translated some of the lines scrolling in the bottom: “a naughty foal gets its head stuck in a hole in a tree” “a family in UK dines with a donkey every dinner”
@anonimanonim2710
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
This is the the whole world should be like, but not with Chinese leaders, of course
@李前-c1l
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
But you do not go to court for traffic violation in China. Pay the fine and you would be fine. I am kinda cynical and personally believe law and the court don’t do much at all in China…
@Muircetach
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
The Onion actually did a better job than most hollywood movies and AAA video games, in that they actually went and found some Chinese-Americans who can actually speak mandarin.
Meanwhile look at legit serious shows like House of Cards, and their 'native chinese delegation'.
@KirtFitzpatrick
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
The only part he got wrong was thinking that social score in china wouldn't be a thing.
@dominicross96
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
Annnnd the dislikes are gone
@mehmetsan6044
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
Great show from great China👍
@kostb4238
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
hes not a bad commentator, i like the mild jokes
@mayoite160
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
13 years later it's become even more accurate
@SalveRegina1
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
Onion news is from the future, it has aged well in 2021.
@michaelmaage
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
We knew 12 years ago, and didn't care then, as we still don't care about the violation of human rights in China now.
The murdering of student in Hong Kong, the internment of 1 mio. uyghurs in camps used as slave-labor, the militarization of neutral waters they claim as their own and the daily threats against the sovereign nation of Taiwan.
China was and still is a fascist kleptocracy and our lack of actions have shown dictators around the world, that we really care more about money than democracy and freedom, and this have set a frightening precedence that we still haven't grasped.
@okd521
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
Brutal
@hgfuhgvg
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
This has aged quite well.
@stc2828
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
He got a clear HongKong accent.
@Languslangus
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
Žuti ljudi sa istoka.
@DZ477
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
Why is this posted by The Onion? This is actually true.
@JazzieGames
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
Sup 2018 is here
@peegirl666
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
hehe china
@tamagosalada
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
memer pinapple spooker
@zosko1
August 26, 2025 at 10:01 am
Its not.
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