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ONN projects that Neo-Nazi candidate Lucas Brennan has defeated three-term KKK incumbent William Kent in Alabama’s 4th congressional district, flipping a House seat that has been occupied by the Klan for more than five decades. Have a written record of society’s collapse. Become A Member. Get The Paper. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
Shane O’Donnell might seem like an ordinary teenager. But after countless hours of research and experimentation, what he’s discovered is anything but ordinary. Have a written record of society’s collapse. Become A Member. Get The Paper. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
Mass casualties are being reported with countless more injured following widespread destruction through the small town of Quioneboughe. Have a written record of society’s collapse. Become A Member. Get The Paper. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
With the reconstruction of Ground Zero finally underway, anchor Brandon Armstrong invites two guests to discuss the progress. More coverage at: http://www.onion.com
Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city’s annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
According to a team of female researchers who all recently sustained injuries due to various accidents, domestic abuse does not exist. More coverage at: http://onion.com
Hospital officials hope to locate the good Samaritan that dropped off a sack of human organs in the middle of the night so they can thank him. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: […]
In The Know: Panelists discuss a new report that found only 84% of education funding goes to teaching children about whales. More coverage at: http://onion.com
