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According to a team of female researchers who all recently sustained injuries due to various accidents, domestic abuse does not exist. More coverage at: http://onion.com
Hospital officials hope to locate the good Samaritan that dropped off a sack of human organs in the middle of the night so they can thank him. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: […]
In The Know: Panelists discuss a new report that found only 84% of education funding goes to teaching children about whales. More coverage at: http://onion.com
Today Now! talks with a diet book author who reveals that many things are surprisingly edible when you are driven mad by hunger. More coverage at: http://onion.com
Despite ethical concerns about testing on humans, researchers say their work was necessary to determine the boundary between garbage and food. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Today Now! shares a delicious omelet recipe you can make at home with just a few simple and surreal ingredients.
In The Know’s new live internet poll feature revolutionizes how pundits shamelessly cater to what viewers want to hear.
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Bestselling author Craig Wheedon stops by Today NOW! to urge ladies to face the truth and dump the shapeshifter.
