DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack
Georgia police were so confident Marshall was the man who killed young Janet Kelly in a state bear preserve, they didn’t investigate other suspects.
Georgia police were so confident Marshall was the man who killed young Janet Kelly in a state bear preserve, they didn’t investigate other suspects.
@smb1397
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
whoever did that DNA evidence is against womens' safety and is a rapist apologizer!! (s)
@Pottan23
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
"Bear incidents in this campground in the past 7 days; 75"
Such a brave young woman to still camp there, it's sickening to think that some black man will get away with murder
@Fester_
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
Thank God USA moved into Venezuela to secure the world's largest Oil reserve. No other country has as much Oil as Venezuela and America will make sure it gets all the money. Russia has also invaded Ukraine but apparently Venezuela is quite different.
@MarkiyahLove
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
It’s no way in hell this could be real
@SamA-cw3be
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
I can’t believe he got away with it.
@mito88
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
a black bear?
@HeWhoIsNamedPatrick
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
The onion, it’s not what the world wants, it’s what it deserves
@Emilee-q4z2m
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
Who’s here in 2025😭👇
@jae6220
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
“ breast milk recall” 😂😂😂
@Raine_R
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
My grandson believes in the onion news network.
@aftoknito
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
Put him in jail anyway
@almostcomic
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
As an extra white polar bear myself, I can attest how vicious all black bears and black men are. Stay away from them whenever possible.
@FantasyYeet
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
My family and I wanted to go see the bears there but we know the Salmon Killer is still around. I fear for the safety of those bears with this maniac still on the loose.
@barryschalkwijk9388
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
The salmon killer, spreading bear feces around her dead body. Onion stop please 😀
@ChristIs.King27
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
All those women were right to choose the bear, this is clear proof
@Johnny2-r1l
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
I know it’s a joke, but I bearly get the joke meaning.
@cicalinarrot
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
I remember this, Trump bought a whole NYT page asking to send him to the chair.
@ninebuttz
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
Old school The Onion just didn't hold back. And it holds up.
@hyde4244
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
There is a found footage mockumentary film called "savageland". It is literally a movie like this story but all told seriously.😂😂
@b19gow76
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
This shit happens in the UK or close enough
@Thecousins-c7y
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
😢😢
@joshispro345
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
Usual suspects
@J3rryX45
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
It looks like Johnny somali dude😅
@spammail6066
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 pm
I love satires man 😮😂
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