Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
The MacBook Wheel lets consumers accomplish everyday tasks like typing with just a few dozen spins and clicks of a wheel.
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@WolfTamer
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
"Courage."
@tocosw2888
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
my gaming laptop almost drains battery as fast as this
@TonydadogRoks
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
They said you can’t reinvent the wheel…
…so we did
@kellyprice8246
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
Straight rip-off of the Peter Serafinowicz sketch posted a few weeks before this appeared.
@stanatqc
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
Alisonatbeach 1-7 😂❤
@darshanr2369
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
16 years later, this is as timeless as ever.
@Zalta-gg4es
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
Microsoft wet dream
@leotrollstoy
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
Did this predict tablets?
@ultrapeace-g3k
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
Funny thing is that Mac OS is incredibly unintuitive operating system since its unoptimized and confusing
@Planetmango48
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
Need this.
@cjaria444
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
Bet u never thought "mother at fault for stillborn" would become a real world headline did you
@officialvladiadams
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
Isn’t that basically the iPad?
@jacquesparpaing3217
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
(Keyboard sold separately $249, Keyboard Pro $399)
@euboy6
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
Bill gates is innocent
@rainydaysatz
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
Mac wheel sounds stupid
@swiper7817
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
Steve jobless
@KittyMonoclePack
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
1:20 : "All files" became a basic option in 2010 computers…
Apple is so much bullshit
Think of blind ppl wjo basically live computers & the web with such on adapted tools and content
@nordiskapa3612
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
Omg. This is og YouTube and I didn’t know it was the onion
@im-quitting-lift-filming
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
Thats basicly stupid as hell how would Pepole use the iPod looking ass when their ancestors used the QWERTY for so many years
@talentlesscommenter1329
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
Ai powered laptop in 2009 is crazy
@1un4cy
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
What's the point of having no keyboard if you're just gonna have a bunch of redundant space where the keyboard used to be?
@ThunderTechYT_sub
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
But does it have the CLICK
@OnlyForComments-x9i
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
This aged horribly.
@raantas946
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
Wheel is the greatest Invention of man
Apple : MACBOOK WHEEL!
@TheRealIceTre
August 23, 2025 at 5:01 pm
The absinthe in the predictive sentences 😂😂
“The amiable Althusserian scholar asked the aardvark for absinthe”
“The ass asked for a better absinthe”
“The attractive rooster preened its feathers to attract absinthe”
“The babbling baby asked the aardvark for some absinthe”
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