A Very Fatal Murder Episode 5, Part 1: Did My Police Department Miss Something?

I think the fact that David is heterosexual is somehow the biggest plot twist in this entire series because what do you mean that man married, had sex, and raised a child with a *woman*???

Chief of police😂😂😂 hahahah

I need David to speak with daily dose of internet

Most time I've ever said "ugh, this asshole" in a 9 minute period

Did my police department piss off Trazyn the Infinite???

"You could even say I was the one who insisted he try."

Oh my god.

another classic that wont be appreciated for 7 years

wait, who's "Hayley?!" I thought this was a metaphor for the golden age of television.

Someone at the Onion has very strong opinions about Ira Glass and NPR

I don’t know if Dave will ever solve this case, but if Dave does solve this case, you just know that he won’t get the recognition he rightly deserves, and I think that he is partially to blame because he doesn’t promote himself enough. If he doesn’t put himself out there, how will people recognize his genius?

David is the real victim here.

Great, just what I needed, longer videos to watch, and a series to boot! Thanks a lot The Onion for the burden of all the free entertainment!

Holy fuck I'm so glad I didn't skip part one there's so many details I'll probably forget until someone in a reddit thread reminds me because I wasn't paying super close attention to this episode because I was scrolling instagram. Anyways love from St. Louis

Do Canton in Massachussettes.

I saw this post and I am like, "What the hell is this? Is this worth listening to?"

OMG, this breaks my brain. It is so funny and "poignant" at the same time. The irony is girder-level as the structure for it all.

The hardscrabble cussing thrown into the poignant prose and the hard boiled 'turning of the little circular thing on the gun' really make him a true old fashioned dick in classic noir fashion.

A wind turbine or a windmill – we know where Trump stands on this, but I am conflicted.