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Guy Partied With A Fatal Wound For 4 Days

Josh Johnson | March 27, 2026



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Video Directed by Eric Shepard
Recorded at Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington, VT

Written by Josh Johnson

Comments

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  1. @bkzone8

    March 27, 2026 at 4:41 pm

    I was asked one time what I would do if this jacked guy (who was doing the asking), what I would do if he punched me in the face. Now be advised, I was standing on one leg with my back against a brick wall, my other leg bent so that foot was also flat against the wall, and both of my hands behind my back. I immediately thought this was the dumbest question I had ever heard of in my life, and I almost simultaneously also thought I would bleed and fall down. I figured neither of those answers were answers he was looking for, but he was thinking about what kinds of retaliation I might offer. Realizing this, and also realizing that I would probably just bleed and fall down, I told him, "probably nothing" as I knew that retaliation would be difficult while lying on the ground with my head split open. He looked at me like I was nuts and walked off! 😂😂😂

  2. @Sammythat_B

    March 27, 2026 at 4:41 pm

    I was dating this dude in a band. I was at one of his shows enjoying the music. Which isn’t me dancing, just quietly enjoying the music. This lady comes up to me “why aren’t you dancing?! Don’t you like it?!” Ma’am…. I wouldn’t be here still if I didn’t enjoy it. Just leave me be.

  3. @SkilesHadFun

    March 27, 2026 at 4:41 pm

    I used to perform for a living, and DJ karaoke for years, and even if 99.9% of the audience is having a great time, my brain would always find the ONE person who wasn't, or at least looked like they weren't, and I would start feeling self-conscious about it. 😂 The joys of being a performer, and also a socially awkward introvert.

  4. @Yooohooooverhere

    March 27, 2026 at 4:41 pm

    There was a guy that answered his front door, and some guy buried a hatchet in his skull. Idk if hes died from old age, at this point, but he survived that incident. Could you even imagine?!? 😳😬

  5. @aprilthompson1828

    March 27, 2026 at 4:41 pm

    😂 Ive watched twice by myself, flipping hilarious. So funny that I then show my son. 😊 So, I proceed to watch my son as he watches the bit, on the "skinnydippin hillbilly", just to laugh at his reaction, right… 😮
    Yeah, Josh be right —Its no longer fun(in this case funny) when someone is watching you!👀
    Im over here like😂 "But did you see his expression?" lol

  6. @Nuke-Silicon-Valley

    March 27, 2026 at 4:41 pm

    There was a dude that was shot during the murder of him and his wife, and he was suspected to be the attacker because he survived through questioning with a bullet in his brain and the stupid cops didn't even assume his raccoon sign was a REALLY BAD SIGN that he was dying. Horrible horrifying situation. They could have saved him if they'd just… Paid attention and had a doctor on staff.

  7. @iitstre_4550

    March 27, 2026 at 4:41 pm

    It’s unfair that there are just genetic cheat codes for being fun and hot… Brazilians are one of them. Those women! 🥵🥵

    And the men, they are packinnn! I just need to know why that’s a thing

  8. @edenwayne8407

    March 27, 2026 at 4:41 pm

    Reminds me of the story about a woman that shot her husband in the head while he slept, only for him to wake up, complain about a headache, and told her they needed to go to the hospital.
    Her plan was to say that the gun they kept under their mattress went off accidentally. But the more insane theory presented at the time was that it was truly an accident, and he was in on the excuse, and was conscious enough with the bullet in his head to still formulate an excuse to avoid charges for illegal possession of a gun.

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