You are being lied to. And there’s only one man who knows the truth. Jim Haggerty returns.
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@IchigoCh
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
WAIT JIM HAGGETY IS BACK! OINK!!! Finally a guy one can trust in! 🙏
Is he gonna run infowars now???👀👀👀👀
@psyKater2000
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
I actually thought this was serious, not a parody 🤣 The line between reality and satire has now been crossed for good. 🤯
@Aureliano-Buendia01
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Oh my god my goat
@geisaune793
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Isn’t Jim Haggerty the heavy-set guy with the Chicago accent who was in like every tv show in the 80s and 90s?
@10-OSwords
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Return of the MACK!
@thenexthobby
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Now we need Tracy Gill.
@Simon15w
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Tucker Carlson
@junge1605
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Holy shit, he's back!
@TheTopTurnchuckle
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Why Jim gotta be aiming that glock at a kid 🫣 @ 0:23
@marsmarsmarsbars
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
JIM HAGGERTY THE OINK!!!!!
@bananacorn4375
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Will he be on the new infowars to speak about about the terrors of mainstream media sources such as ONN?
@darthplagueisthewise6228
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
NO MORE ONION! They have gone way too WOKE! We need more Onion employees free of the WOKE MACHINE EATING OUR CHILDREN! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅🧅#truth #notbiased #coolpodcast #notafraid!
@Daniel-be6cj
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
The fact that actual onion lore and continuity is coming back a decade later
@tommyrotts
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
He is more pork than human at this point, but he speaks truth
@Le_Frenchman
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
I am so hyped for the comeback of The Onion's video division!
@blockbustervideo5860
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
I dont blame him, if i were a pig and i heard about the the excess of WOKE LIES in our media today i would deoink myself and tell the TRUTH
@CityAnatomyVideos
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Finally we'll get to hear the views of a boomer with a southern accent. I just haven't had enough of that in my life.
@Rad_Radster_Experience
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
🚨NEWS ALERT:
Linguistic Analysis: Analysis of Trump's first 30,000 words in office used the Flesch-Kincaid scale to measure his speaking level at a fourth-grade level, the lowest of any president
@bandaidgirlcos
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
HES BACK IN PERSON HEHEHE
@rabidkoalaz
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
The car was a gun the whole time.
@WatchUGoin
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Please bring back Tracy as well
@azfk
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
HELLO MR THE ONION I WOULD LIKE A WORK JOB FOR U
@neapoi
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
His dick is killing him?
@Fitz918273
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
yayyyy!!
@The.dudeinator
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
This is the best real news I’ve heard in years
@itsToPoToP
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Are yall on GTA 6?
@Lemonator_32
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Hey, isn't that the human-pig?
@Rachl1284
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
HE’S BACK
@NamelessWells
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
This is my super bowl.
@burner9147
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
wait was he not turned into a pig man?
@p_adam19
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Comeback of the millenium
@Bruno-ec8ft
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
I really hope he takes over the info war as a host.
@JC3rd
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
It's very important to fact-check everything these days and Jim Haggerty has all the facts.
@DEIDARA55555
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Isn't the onion funded by some billionaire guy? 🤔
@lollypopfiend
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
The man, the myth, the legend!
@sforbesgocka
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
were soooooooo back!!!! If theres no porkin across america sequeal i will hunger strike
@JoyDavidson
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
A show with some integhaggerty
@nermunarsaw2935
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Are you telling me that 'God's penis in the sky' was filmed in a studio?
@emerster656
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
I dont even hate the guy but this is lokey Tucker Carlson
@Ugaine-Mor
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Bring back Gill. I love her.
@RawRaio
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
So he DID survive those muffins
@smittyvanjagermanjenson182
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Oh Jesus, the time space continuum!?! The onion is now messing with forces it doesnt understand, so now we have a rehumanized Host from 15 years ago believing he still works for the Onion?!
@Liz_Galahad
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
OMG HE IS BACK!
@nathanb7221
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
We need the son of joad
@p51dman
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
Another bullcrap effort to get us to believe this side, against that side. Bottom line is to to take the time to look around. Take the time to personally investigate! These ASSHATS make millions on clickbate. Don't let be you!!
@FBI-bi5tp
April 29, 2026 at 12:37 pm
YESSSS YESSSSS YESSSSS
I came. Anyway what’s the vid about