When she wants you to kill a spider, but then gives it a backstory

Jack's probably afraid of spiders todo anything, so he's just filerbusting

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Why is she holding a giant lollypop?
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Ah okay that makes so much more sense.

Usually I just hear "is it dead yet" 20+ times …

It's very bad luck to kill a spider! Any Irish prson knows this. Okay fine, I'd kill a Black Widow, since it's worse luck to get bitten by one. But I've never seen one of those. So yes. I find a way to catch and release. Don't worry much about gender, though. And of course they don't take care of their babies, c'mon, read Charlotte's Web, spider babies are on their own from the moment they hatch. Mom will eat you if you don't get out of her vicinity. Charlotte! How could you? Well, it relates to your backstory. E.B. White! How could you?

Sad as it is, i had a wasp making a nest in my room a couple months ago, and i felt really bad for using the vacuum on her, because i already considered her my pet u.u. It was worse when i noticed the nest had larvas.
I spent one week feeling bad for that, but i didnt want a wasp nest in my room.. and the reason i let it go so far and got attached is that at first i wasnt sure if it was a wasp or a bee.

why isnt it an option, spiders are fking awesome

Man. If these are harsh kid me was worse then hitler and satan combine.

Half truth subliminal.
Nobody went to the moon.

This is the story of vegans

Stronger man than I am. I'd have given her the windex and the paper towel when she told me that was cruel, lol.