Welcome to the voting revolution: The Onion Voting Simulator 3D arrives this fall.
Subscribe at membership.theonion.com for early access: https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
Subscribe at membership.theonion.com for early access: https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
@autorefresher1
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
Will it have microtransactions?
@TsaiAGw
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
i'm gonna be angry if this does not become actual game
@tctheunbeliever
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
Isn't that a dodecahedron?
@ericjanssen394
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
Try our new bonus Piñata round, where you can stay in your backyard and hit your candidate repeatedly with sticks for not supporting your own views on Trans or Palestinian issues!
@chrismathewsjr
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
i playtested the alpha, it's pretty much gauranteed we're only ever going to get to choose between two pre-selected business-friendly pro-israel candidates.
@Zvezda_31
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
Can you guys buy Rebel News next?
@kdl0
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
you spent $100 billion and you're just giving it away!?
@stoodmuffinpersonal3144
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
"come vote in second life 2, a game from 20 years ago!"
"So you don't get motion sickness, from your VR headset, apparently."
@KohenSchultz
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
This right here is going to win best game of the year.
@TheMindofMike
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
2ndgradelevelcomprehensionamendmentlife simulator
@NebuIize
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
Where do I download? I'd love to be in a long voting line!
@wowsnav
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
There are over 70 million mexicans in the USA, voting is not going to solve anything anymore
@loremispum-ci6to
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
i really hope this actually comes out
@screechandmoan
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
I hope this actually gets released!
@Protagnist-vedan
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
I'm not american , can i vote?
@carltonleboss
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
Thank you Onion
@kiwirocket64
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
Well I would say id buy it but… It's
F R E E !
@MoonMan-gtkrwn
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
In easy mode you can play as an illegal immigrant or a wealthy jewish communist.
@scotthuffman3462
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
Still does more than actually voting
@TheUsername217
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
There better be a physical disc
@glenm99
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
I don't feel comfortable showing my purity ring since Bill Clinton called into question the definition of "is." Is there a mod that lets me just bring a handgun to prove citizenship instead?
@Krunklehorn
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
lol they used the same UI prompt as seen in Call of Duty.
@brandonakey6616
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
So fucking sad for Americans right now. What a horrible country. Must be so lonely when even Canada hates you. and I mean HATES.
@LoveEarthHereAndNow
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
What the hell to do now…?
Vote online…?
@rootbeer_666
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
upon seeing the "TRIPLE CAPACITY" in the thumbnail, my mind went to the number of bullets the gun would hold, to be used by some psycho redthat going to shoot up the middle school where the polls are being conducted
i'm glad that wasn't the case, cripes, but look where we are
@SgtSega113
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
Please add Cheeseburger Freedom Man
@castform57
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
The voting space has a critical lack of armed goons to "ensure" only the right people get to vote.
@scottevensen2615
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
Holy cow! You guys must have spent tens of dollars on this 🤯
@blockman3508
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
I wore a political t-shirt while playing the simulator and they shocked me.
@itshouldntbe
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
What Postal 3 should’ve been 😂
@JB52520
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
That's a dodecahedron, not a tetrahedron 🤓!
@coolemperor8257
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
Sponsered by Palentir of course!
@crungushakooter
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
I have 7 years of game development experience and am VERY interested in the application process to join The Onion Game Studio
@What_A_Story_This_Is
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
Where are the armed ICE personnel at?
@CloseSpring
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
3 dimensions but just 2 options
@CzolgoszWorkinMan
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
Global Tetrahedron is as American as Apple the company
@LuisHernandez-q5y9p
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
And comes with autocorrect!
No more 'wrong' candidates taking votes!
🗽🇺🇸
@TheKijib
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
this is how Trump and Biden won
@sledger2066
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
Please actually make this
@swooosh9143
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
PATRIOTS! Are you ready? Or are you with the TERRORISTS?
@dexter111344
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
ALL HAIL GLOBAL TETRAHEDRON
Vote with your farts, not your hearts.
@danklankin3887
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
We're so far behind as a country. China has a version that's so much more advanced. It's so good their leader never changes.
@adpirtle
August 23, 2026 at 12:09 pm
Now I can vote every day!
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