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The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 1987

Todd in the Shadows | February 12, 2026



A musical retrospective of the worst pop songs of the year 1987

Written by Todd in the Shadows

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  1. @tedjones6174

    February 12, 2026 at 9:29 pm

    No, man. I'd really like to know how we got from early Chicago to "Shitcago" as you say. Really wish you'd do that video. But I'd forgive you for not wanting too listen to that much Chicago.

  2. @joeyjoejoe1394

    February 12, 2026 at 9:30 pm

    I’m hoping whenever Todd does that Bruce Willis (or “Bruno”) song on OHW he pretends Willis wasn’t already famous until the “did he ever do anything else?” card

  3. @KyoKusanagi-ep3kp

    February 12, 2026 at 9:30 pm

    On the Invisible Touch album Tonight Tonight Tonight is almost 9 minutes long and is a very beautiful, glowing piece of neon drenched synth rock ambience with a fantastic ethereal instrumental section in the middle. Tony Banks getting all floaty sounds out of his Emulator 2 and Phil Collins bashing these percussive sounds out of his Simmonds electronic drum pads.

    On the Live At Wembley Stadium concert film it’s one of the highlights of the set – very atmospheric and powerful it’s an absolute monster of a live track especially in 5.1

    However that radio edit they did as a single I just cannot listen to it. I dunno how they took a 9 minute song and got it to 4 mins or whatever. But it went to number 3 in the US so I’m sure the band weren’t complaining.

  4. @Hammerhead547

    February 12, 2026 at 9:30 pm

    Fun Fact:

    At the time kenny g wss romantically involved with one of the actresses on Dallas.

    After the show ended, she became involved in managing his career and produced his grammy winning live vhs in the early 90's.

  5. @1998_MIN

    February 12, 2026 at 9:30 pm

    Also I have really come to like smooth jazz and even that really dated Yamaha keyboard preset, mostly because that kind of stuff makes up the stock music that Jon Bois uses in his videos, so I have positive associations with it.

  6. @1998_MIN

    February 12, 2026 at 9:30 pm

    I know they take a lot of effort and they're not really in line with the more balanced and historical angle Todd does now, but I would be so down for a new "Worst songs of (former year)" video. The writing would be so much better

  7. @squidcaps4308

    February 12, 2026 at 9:30 pm

    The Glenn Medeiros song…. it is one of the most syrupy songs ever made. You hear that chorus once and think "wow, this is a great song, a bit cheesy but really well produced pop ballad". Then you hear that chorus again.. and again… and again.. it REALLY milks those few bars that should be in a much better song and used more sparingly but boy… it really has only one good idea and they beat it to death until it comes torture, and i'm only half joking as i think it is a song that could be used for actual torture. It goes on and on and you hate yourself for humming along, it getting stuck in your head as incomplete melody that it really is. If they had used that line ONCE and figured out a followup, made a nice little acoustic homely ballad.. there are elements for actually good song, produced by someone with more taste and less dollar signs in their eyes.

  8. @jmckenzie962

    February 12, 2026 at 9:30 pm

    In 2025, Glenn Medeiros' daughter Lyric (yes that is her legal name, mf named his kids "Lyric" and "Chord" smh) is a TikToker who constantly loves to remind everyone that her dad was a "teen heartthrob" in the 80's

  9. @rjjcms1

    February 12, 2026 at 9:30 pm

    How indeed did Jefferson Airplane/Starship go from Somebody to Love the hippy-trippy craziness of White Rabbit in the late 60s to the blandfest that was 1987's Nothing's Going to Stop Us Now? Especially as they opened the 80s (as Jefferson Starship) with the tremendous Jane – admittedly not Grace Slick singing on that one,but a powerful rock vocal on a firecracker of a track nonetheless.

  10. @rjjcms1

    February 12, 2026 at 9:30 pm

    The Final Countdown got to number 1 in the UK just before Christmas 1986,after which they had a second hit with Rock the Night in very early 1987. Was that one a hit in the US too? Then came the mush that was Carrie,which only got to number 22 here and passed me by.

  11. @rjjcms1

    February 12, 2026 at 9:30 pm

    When I hear the expression soft rock I think of something like the Eagles or many of those groups from the mid-70s. I would call most of the ones in this video 80s ballads and power ballads rather than soft rock.

  12. @josephrowe849

    February 12, 2026 at 9:30 pm

    For that band with Grace and Marty, I honestly loved their Jefferson Starship era stuff (Jane, Find Your Way Back, Be My Lady, No Way Out and Layin' It On The Line). Jefferson Airplane, I only liked Somebody to Love but didn't care for Whit Rabbit (too trippy) As Starship… We Built This City had a killer sound but they lyrics were total shit. Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now was a lot better since the lyrics weren't nearly as ridiculous and the sound was a little better as well.

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