In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don’t Give A Shit?
Panelists discuss the many ways in which our educational system caters to students who try, care, are awake.
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Sex House – Reunion – Ep. 10
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Everyone’s favorite Americans are back to talk Sex House and dish behind-the-scenes secrets on a very special reunion show. Derek has a huge announcement, Alex has a surprising boyfriend. Nothing is off limits. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: Sam […]
Stabbing Ignorance With Glass Ceiling Shards – Onion Talks – Ep. 10
For Nicole Anderson, breaking the glass ceiling isn’t enough for women’s equality. The razor-edged shards of that destroyed ceiling must eviscerate and disembowel those who held women down for so long. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: Sam West Writers: Dan Klein, Matt Klinman, Michael Pielocik, Chris […]
iInterviewer: Jason Schwartzman and Roman Coppola
Our state-of-the-art entertainment reporter talks to director Roman Coppola and star Jason Schwartzman of A Glimpse Inside The Mind Of Charles Swan III. For Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
New Wearable Computer Also Sucks Your Dick
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Tech Trends looks at the new Samsung Apex, a wearable computing device that streams videos into one eye, the internet into the other, and sucks your cock all at the same time. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: […]
The Onion Reviews ‘Lee Daniels’ The Butler’
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The Onion’s movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews ‘Lee Daniels’ The Butler’ in this week’s Film Standard Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Study: Average Person Becomes Unhinged Psychotic When Alone In Own House
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Citing a range of behavior that experts could only describe as “profoundly disturbed,” a new study released by Cornell University’s psychology department Thursday revealed that most otherwise normal people transform into complete psychotics when alone in the confines of their own homes. Like […]
World’s Best Contact Jugglers Converge At Coachella (Brought To You By AT&T)
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA The festival kicked off this weekend with enthusiastic performances from legendary contact jugglers like Mr. Tomorrow, Mysteria, and Chad Braunstein.(Brought To You By AT&T) Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/
SPONSORED: Groundbreaking Video Game Lets Players Customize Characters’ Genetic Code
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Video game customization reaches new heights in ‘The Elder Scrolls Online’ thanks to a feature that allows players to customize their character’s bones, flesh, and nervous system. (Brought to you by Bethesda) Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: […]
Pope Francis Left In Hot Popemobile | Onion News Network
Pope Francis is in critical condition after being left in the backseat of a hot Popemobile, which was parked outside a Vatican City convenience store for nearly an hour while members of the Swiss Guard “ran in to pick up a few things.” Have a written record of society’s collapse. […]
