Stabbing Ignorance With Glass Ceiling Shards – Onion Talks – Ep. 10
For Nicole Anderson, breaking the glass ceiling isn’t enough for women’s equality. The razor-edged shards of that destroyed ceiling must eviscerate and disembowel those who held women down for so long.
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@thatoneguywithhorns3774
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Onion needs to ramp up their game by inviting more male speakers. These females are ruining the quality.
@zd308
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
shink shink shink shink shink shink shink shink
@bsmith-w6f
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
At some point the issue stopped being inequality and started being excessive violence. I think we left the whole concept of a glass ceiling behind in favor of the concept of glass knives. (Just as a reminder, equality must be equal, not retributive hatred. Of course, this is satire, I get that. The first portion is still funny.)
@GunSpyEnthusiast
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Reminds me of the explanation of the gender wage gap, of
" men just go for higher paying jobs, like Doctor, Lawyer, etc. . Meanwhile, women go for lower paying jobs, like Female Doctor, Female Lawyer, etc. "
@natg3361
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Which kill bill movie is this ?
@kokosagina
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Men are lucky women want equity, no revenge
@disconnectpub
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Dig deeper
@matt.stevick
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
I’m pretty sure I’ve worked with this girl at least once. 😬
@alicetheegreet
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
I was on board until the part about dropping pebbles in craft beers. What did that beer ever do to her or any woman for that matter?!?! 🙄
@jonathanleach1050
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
I'm reminded of John Knox's 16th century publication whose title refered to "the monstrous regiment of women."
@alexanderhay7358
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
i love gender equility
@scene2much
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Also Sprach <afraid to say> !
@dominicwinet4935
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
I feel like this would actually be deep if it where not for her going a bit too far with the “shing” thing.
@PenaltyKillah
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Basically a tl;dr version of The Power by Naomi Alderman, but with actual gore⚡
@TheKonnoisseur11
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Childless feminist expresses her repressed anger
@TheMamaluigi300
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Man, she and the gun guy would be a great couple
@JackBlack-py4en
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Yea that whole 77% thing is phony business.
@insanecow24
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Open the description above, and there’s literally not one woman in the video credits.
@johnphilipps1810
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Is that Anna Faris?
@LovecraftianToenail
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
my dog is alarmed and intrigued by the SHING SHING SHING
@fuckdyoud2734
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
this kinda bored me in the exact way a ted talk does
@ratinacage9306
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
The most sane feminist in all of existence.
@SonglyWryt.Bon-Burr
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Her legs…make her speech even more powerful.
@luisostasuc8135
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
🤘metal af
@siIverspawn
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
@sherrysyed
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Good! I hate that ceiling!
@randyearles9286
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
so inspiring, now can I get a band-aid!
@sunnycideup4725
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Why stop at glass? Theres floors of marble and molten lava too. Get creative!
@theredrooster7143
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Hello people from 9 years ago
@tfwmemedumpster
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
This isn't a parody it's just feminism in the 2020s
@Ik0As
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
…watching this in 2022 feels weird…
@moistnugget4147
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Woah
@jona558
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
These days The Onion wouldn't dare to do this. That's how bad things are
@bobbodaskank
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Truly progressive. I noticed she opted for "shing" sound effects instead of "hing"
@najlepszykrolik
October 15, 2025 at 3:14 pm
Based
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