Bill Gates Invests In New Sex Trafficking Startup
The Microsoft co-founder’s latest venture seeks to make human trafficking more sustainable for future generations.
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@iblden
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Ouch
@macfeilmeier3230
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
I thought this was a satire channel
@CloverMind
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Finally a CEO who gives a damn about the future of our world and puts his mouth where his mind is.
@stephenholmgren405
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
The Onion can walk that thin line like no one else
@something12369
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Stoler? I hardly know her
@insert-name-here6777
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Sadly this is believable…
@jw6188
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
we getting black bagged wit this one!
@DariuszSiek-o3m
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Will you cover the expedition of Egyptian archeologists to recover mummy of Elizabeth 2nd for Cairo museum?
@pavel3701
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
I loved that!
@DawidStawowski
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
How come we can hold Bill Gates accountable but not Donald Trump?
@TheHiddenPearl
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
What the fuck? Sustainable sex trafficking for teen by bill gates???? So glad i dont have children!!!
What this world has become????!!!!😢😢😢😢
@Force.24r
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Jeffrey would have loved this. RIP
@fredthesavannahcat2899
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Wow…Just wow!
@CYBERCATXO
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Is this legal to make vids like this?
@EAFSQ9
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
I would want to think this is satire but then again, this is the United States of America.
Horrifying.
@HernandogreensOrg
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
PLENTY of ideas…
@Abdul-qe5sp
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
When did the Onion become a legitimate source of real news ? 🤔
@sawtooth808
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
And somewhere in his new home in Argentina, Peter Thiel is sobbing in the fetal position, screaming “why not ME!!! “
@stanleykubrick8786
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
🤣
@OutlawWithinTheLaw
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Onion News Network, my beloved <3
@FlyWithFitz81
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Bill always believed if you "reach out" and "touch them" young, children will flourish into fine sex workers.
@grapy83
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
For God sake Onion, stop giving them new ideas! 😢. They are already insane as they are!
@MisterWhatWhat
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
When I saw the title at a glance I seriously thought this was legit because of how un-shocking it would be lol
@charlesfaris-c5x
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
As soon as I saw the headline I had to watch. Trump will want to be a partner in this just as he was with Epstein.
@bayumahaputera
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Yoo what a unskippable title 💀
@Amfive
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Americans are gross and disgusting. We are now at a point where raping children is a topic for satire. These are real human children being kidnapped, rape, tortured, and many times killed, but let's joke about it. You all laugh and make fun of children, some as young as 2 and 3 years old are being painfully raped by grown men, and you joke about it. You're all part of the problem. Everyone here making fun are as bad as them. A pedophile sits in the WH and no one cares.
@DoubLL
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
FINALLY, someone is thinking about the children!!!
@ottohesslein3230
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Blurring the lines again…hardly satire.
@sean..L
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
It's only sustainable because it's powered by toilet water
@gratch46
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
You set the joke up but didn't follow through. "Is he pretty hands off?" No, he's definitely a very hands-on kind of boss.
@Pharoah2024
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Gone the days when ONION used to make satire videos..
@stika999
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Brilliant
@GoldenZiggy
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
sounds about right
@kucckumelon2837
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Man I remember the time when this used to be funny. Wouldn't be surprised if this was true in some form.
@AshrakTeriel
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
"You have seen the news, now touch it with your fingers" feels different in this video.
@over9000blessings
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
I thought this was a parody channel?
@lennyface5314
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
The Onion has so much competition with real news nowadays that they're just crashing out
Like the new Peter Thiel Dialog cult is something out of a parody, but nope. It's a real "evil ass rªpe club for the rich".
@robert-fraxis
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Odd that Apple currently seem to be moving in the opposite direction. Maybe there upcoming, age verification-free, M8 iPaedo Pro dating tablet will turn things around though?
@fish_tails5557
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
This better not be foreshadowing something.😶
@Neko-gc6vu
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Bill Gates favourite time of problem is minor inconvenience.
@RenataMlodecki-sh6fr
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
Let’s not forget Bill Gates. He needs to be prosecuted for crimes against humanity. He needs to be prosecuted for romancing young girls on Epstein Island. He needs to be prosecuted for flying his jet 27 times back and forth from Epstein Island. He left a carbon footprint that would put most of us in jail according to his participation with Global Partners wanting us to take the responsibility of expending more energy than necessary. GFY Bill!
@abraia1283
June 20, 2026 at 2:08 pm
It's very orientalist to say "underabducted part of the world." The preferred term is "abduction-underrepresented region."