Being A Detective Who Talks To Ghosts Not As Exciting As TV
On Today Now! paranormal detective Leonard Higgs explains that using ghosts to solve crimes actually involves a lot of paperwork.
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12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams
Two prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breasts. For More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
Compost-Fueled Cars: Wouldn’t That Be Great? – Onion Talks – Ep. 1
Young media professional Cameron Hughes delivers a compelling argument for his vision of the future–one filled with cars powered by compost. He outlines the idea he came up with in detail, leaving the formalities for other visionaries in other fields. One thing is for certain: he already came up with […]
Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA After over seven years of weekly meetings with his psychiatrist, 35-year-old Chris Vaughan told reporters Friday he is thrilled to be just two 45-minute sessions away from completely resolving all of his problems. Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on […]
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
Unlike anything you’ve already seen about Jeffrey Epstein, this documentary uncovers the truth behind one of America’s most notorious perverts. This is Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. Become an Onion member while it’s still optional. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
Survivor Teaches Female College Students That No One Has Right To Force Them To Sit Through Serenade
In college, Kim Jones was forced to endure a non-consensual acoustic guitar solo that would change her life forever. Today, she’s empowering young women on college campuses across the country to stand up and fight against these very same types of unwanted serenades. Become an Onion member while it’s still […]
Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes
Host becomes curiously pushy, sweaty in this roundtable discussion about loopholes in manslaughter law in the US.
Republicans Stalling Obama’s Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow Motion
Democrats charge that Republican members of Congress are preventing the passage of the bills by moving very slowly. (Aired 10/25/11) Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
High Unemployment Rate Linked To One Man With 42,000 Jobs
Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA A recent report finds that one man is selfishly working thousands of jobs while other Americans go without even one. (Aired 10/25/11) Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
HP Offers ‘That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About’
HP announced they’re making a new push into cloud computing and that they totally know what that is. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion
