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High Unemployment Rate Linked To One Man With 42,000 Jobs

The Onion | February 21, 2026



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A recent report finds that one man is selfishly working thousands of jobs while other Americans go without even one. (Aired 10/25/11)

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  1. @carryon2197

    February 21, 2026 at 5:48 pm

    Come to think of it. Jim is maintenance manager, electrical engineer, Plumbing manager, Cafeteria chef, Dry cleaner, Security guard of our building. Ah! Never guessed it. Great guy though. Here he cames to clean the garage. Thank you Jim

  2. @Kneecapremover1

    February 21, 2026 at 5:48 pm

    Earlier today I saw Jim shoot a guy in cold blood. Then jjm arrested himself, and in court he talked to himself for a bit, found himself guilty, and locked himself in jail.

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